[Madmartagen]

Ive had all kinds of weird dreams.

-One time I dreamt that a gorilla was chasing me around the house.
-My ship was sunk and I was drowning with my crew (scariest dream ever).
-I farted so loud, it knocked everyone on AA.com off of their chair (yes I dream of all of you). oOo:
-I won the lottery and cursed everyone at work.
-I was sitting in class in only my underwear.
-I was flying through a city and chasing ducks.
-I was stranded on an island in the pacific with hundreds of beautiful women and I became their sex God (best dream in all of existence).
-I was a german soldier in WW1 oOo:
-That one day God made me in charge of everything.

EDIT: My dreams are mostly fantasies but I have the totally cool ability to be aware in my dream and thus be able to make decisions. (ie do what I want). I rarely dream about something that has actually taken place. Sometimes I talk in my sleep.