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Default 06-01-2004, 10:00 PM

How do tortoises have babies when they are in a shell?
  
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Default 06-01-2004, 10:01 PM

They lay eggs, silly.


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Default 06-01-2004, 10:09 PM

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Tripper.exe, why do i find my self increasingly more attracted to tim allen everyday?
power tools excite your spermatazoa
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 12:17 AM

tripper.exe, is it true the bigger your feet the bigger your penis?


  
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Default 06-02-2004, 12:38 AM

Tripper.exe, did you know if you google your name, aa.com is the first result !! ed: !! ed: !! ed: !!

EDIT: NVM 1 F0|2G07 j00 ^|23 7eh 1n73|2n37 !!!!!1!!111
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 11:18 AM

when will i lose my virginity


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Default 06-02-2004, 01:32 PM

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tripper.exe, is it true the bigger your feet the bigger your penis?
multiply the numbers of times you masturbate each year and divide it by 2. then multiply that amount with the amount of times you have had sex in the past 6 months and you will get a number. post the number and share it with others. there is no foot-penile reltionship
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 01:33 PM

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between age 18-19. you will blow your load within 30 seconds of the deed
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Default 06-02-2004, 01:34 PM

[quote="_-=WB=-_ MotoxXx":c9d9f]Tripper.exe, did you know if you google your name, aa.com is the first result !! ed: !! ed: !! ed: !!

EDIT: NVM 1 F0|2G07 j00 ^|23 7eh 1n73|2n37 !!!!!1!!111[/quote:c9d9f]
yes, i am the internet
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 02:37 PM

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yes, i am the internet[/quote:2837e]

Can you explain to me how the internet works? and is Bill Gates your true creator/father??
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 04:31 PM

tripper.exe, will tonymontana ever get laid?


  
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Default 06-02-2004, 06:13 PM

[quote="_-=WB=-_ MotoxXx":667a0][quote="Tripper.exe":667a0]
yes, i am the internet[/quote:667a0]

Can you explain to me how the internet works? and is Bill Gates your true creator/father??[/quote:667a0]
the internet was created by pong. yes in the early days of pong kids used to have their own servers. the craziest times were the 32 person pong server. roger wilco or teamspeak were not around sadly. i created bill gates
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 06:13 PM

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in time he will meet a man who loves him
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 06:16 PM

tripper.exe, will I get a good grade on my finals?
  
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Default 06-02-2004, 06:29 PM

jump on the jesus train and steal some nipples
  
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