[Merlin122]

The last dream I had was a sex one. I was making out with this chick I had just met at the shore when my current girlfriend walks in. She says "wtf m8?" and I reply with "uhhh, she just lost her father and I am giving her a hug. /me hugs girl". Then she says "ok." . She believes it and then I wake up, I found I had blown my load all over the cat.

I also had a recourring dream as a child where Ursela (the fat chick in the little mermaid) had trapped me in a pen under the ocean. I just swam under it and kept getting out through the whole dream.