[harpua]

, axe his tires, put a rock in the muffler, smear human shit on his car doors, place a burning bag of dog shit on his doorstep, egg his house, fuck his girlfriend, kill his dog, bitchslap him, shit on his desk, steal like 500 of those expensive cigars they have there and a fine bottle of wine from the cooler, replace the cigars with moogie sticks, and replace the wine with cow blood, and take an elephant shit in all of the toilets there (i'll help with that one), play frisbee with the plates, show up late and run over one of the hedges with your car. then, lastly, shave all of your body hair and place it in his coffee..


that autta work.. biggrin: