[TonyMontana]

[quote:29806] Seriously talks about playing competitive gaming as a career path.

Brags about "endorsement deals" but neglects to mention they are from Sam's Heating and Air Conditioning, Hank's Burger Tub, and Bawls. A 90 year old woman could get an endorsement deal for crossing the street from Bawls.

Has a Cafépress store selling shirts that use their spray tag from Half Life. Their spray tag probably incorporates a skull.

Administers a private clan server with unbelievably draconian and pointless rules like "no jumping up stairs", "address clan members as 'sir'", or "using the sniper rifle equal kick ban". Will kick anyone off the server who is not treating a match with the seriousness of a doctor performing open heart surgery on the president. [/quote:29806]

ahahah