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View Poll Results: Times A week?
No Way 3 5.17%
1-3 18 31.03%
4-5 12 20.69%
6-9 11 18.97%
10-15 5 8.62%
Everyday 6 times a day 4 6.90%
I can stop? 3 5.17%
Right now. 2 3.45%
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Default 07-02-2004, 03:39 AM
I don't quite grasp the subject matter. I think I'll blow it on the exam because
I suck: I'd study it but it would be quite a load. I much prefer blowing money
on a help book than do it on my own: too long and hard.
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 03:45 AM
oh come now...what are you trying to bring off here..?... ed:
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 05:20 AM
depends on the week. dpends on how life is going.



"When you masterbate all your dead relatives are watching".
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 05:26 AM
[quote="Short Hand":0b407]
"When you masterbate all your dead relatives are watching".[/quote:0b407]
They're watching..?!?......kinky fuckers...God bless...that'd be them alright.... calmdown: angel:
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 06:12 AM
I CCCANT STTOPPPPPP.........SDGFDJHN
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 06:20 AM
[quote="Short Hand":12c8a]

"When you masterbate all your dead relatives are watching".[/quote:12c8a]

That worries me a great deal. annoy:

Having said that, at least when I die I'll get to come back and secretly watch all the hot chicks pleasure themselves without getting thrown in jail......again!
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 07:19 AM
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he never got over falling for those fake Iraqi rape pics..... happy:
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 08:12 AM
1 once a day usually....i usually crank one out before i go to school
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 09:29 AM
gerv happy: happy: happy: rock:
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 09:52 AM
all i have to say is...try this
http://postarchives.entensity.net/04070 ... urself.wmv
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 10:03 AM
OMFG

thats genius!

WHERES MY RUBBA GLUV!?
  
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Default 07-02-2004, 10:07 AM
lol @ video
  
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Wallah a bootie hole.
  
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