[Kraut Killer]

I've always wondered... if you're Pro-Life, does that make you Anti-Choice? When you're Pro-Choice, does that make you Anti-Life? If so, which is worse?
Me, personally, I'm Pro-Fuck Both of You Groups. Hell, if I get a girl pregnant, I've come up with the perfect solution... I'll just kill her, regardless of whether we're married or not. Babies are expensive and so are abortions, unless you buy the do it yourself kit... ya know, the one that comes with a wire hanger and a shop vac. But even still, a bullet is cheaper than both... but gasoline is getting rather pricey. Oh well, that's why I have 6 gallons of kerosene.