[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by Inertia

Al Gore
"During my service in the United States congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

"I introduced the very first free TV legislation...".

Dan Quayle
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Given the achievements of Gore, and the space-age logic of Quayle
...you can only sigh and wonder about an America that might have been.