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Command Sergeant Major
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Location: MAINE
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08-14-2004, 02:58 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell.
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,948
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
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08-14-2004, 03:14 PM
only level two... i'm nicer than i thought... for a heathen...
[quote:49351]You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.[/quote:49351]...
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Command Sergeant Major
Posts: 2,993
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: New York
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08-14-2004, 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bukdez
only level two... i'm nicer than i thought... for a heathen...
[quote:ed7de]You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
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Only lvl 2, pussy. jk. biggrin:
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,948
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
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08-14-2004, 03:25 PM
thats what i thought too... it's cause i pity the poor... oh well, an eternity with Helen of Troy aint too bad...
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Captain
Posts: 5,824
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Robertplantsville
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08-14-2004, 04:15 PM
I think the only reason i'm not at the bottom is becaue of my stance on war.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
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08-14-2004, 04:26 PM
[quote:890a6]You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low[/quote:890a6]
This isn't bad. It's not good, but it's not bad. Its so-so.
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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08-14-2004, 04:29 PM
When you're dead, you're dead, lifeless, your "soul" does not go anywhere, you're dead, it is like sleeping without dreams or nightmares, eternal darkness your mind doens't know of, because it doens't exist anymore. The only logical answer to death.
Funeral: I don't want money spent on it... I could give a shit what is done with my body after im gone, cuz im gone and I don't feel like bankrupting my loved ones just to give me a proper burial.
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,948
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
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08-14-2004, 04:32 PM
[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e38a7]
This isn't bad. It's not good, but it's not bad. Its so-so.[/quote:e38a7]
lmao...
griffin family vacation...
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Senior Member
Posts: 193
Join Date: May 2004
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08-14-2004, 04:37 PM
Level One,
My only vice would be my disbelief in God and love of oral sex!
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,721
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: C-eH-N-eH-D-eH eH?
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08-14-2004, 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
When you're dead, you're dead, lifeless, your "soul" does not go anywhere, you're dead, it is like sleeping without dreams or nightmares, eternal darkness your mind doens't know of, because it doens't exist anymore. The only logical answer to death.
Funeral: I don't want money spent on it... I could give a shit what is done with my body after im gone, cuz im gone and I don't feel like bankrupting my loved ones just to give me a proper burial.
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potters grave ?
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,721
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: C-eH-N-eH-D-eH eH?
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08-14-2004, 04:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyro
When you're dead, you're dead, lifeless, your "soul" does not go anywhere, you're dead, it is like sleeping without dreams or nightmares, eternal darkness your mind doens't know of, because it doens't exist anymore. The only logical answer to death.
Funeral: I don't want money spent on it... I could give a shit what is done with my body after im gone, cuz im gone and I don't feel like bankrupting my loved ones just to give me a proper burial.
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potters grave ?
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,948
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
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08-14-2004, 04:43 PM
paupers grave?...
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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08-14-2004, 04:45 PM
I don't even know what that is.
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Captain
Posts: 5,558
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anaheim, CA
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08-14-2004, 05:10 PM
sweet, level 1 here i go. rock:
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
I dont get it, I guess my vices are oral sex and swearing
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,602
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Gaithersburg, Maryland, USA
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08-14-2004, 05:53 PM
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-infe ... ation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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