[Zoner]

When I was at a national scout camp when I was 12 or something, we tried to break the record for the largest ice cream sundae ever made.

I don't think we did it, but I'm pretty sure I broke the record for the largest ladel of chocolate syrup ever flicked in someone's eye. Man, I smoked this dude from Saskatchewan with a huge spoonful of chocolate. He dropped to the ground like a sack of shit, trying in vain to clear away the fudgey goodness.

Good times.