Our "Shit Stories" Thread

Bucknub · **Our "Shit Stories" Thread -** 09-25-2004, 01:30 AM

Well, it's 3:06am and I'm bored as Hell.

Well, Since I love reading funny stories about people shitting themselves, I decided to make a thread. I'm pretty sure most of you have shit themselves at one point.

I'll get things started.

In grade 3, I wasn't feeling good one weekend (think it was along weekend) I had migrane headaches, upset stomach ect. Anyways, The friday evening before the weekend I had just gotten my first pair of glasses, So, silly me, at the time, I thought it was cool to own a pair, now the upcoming monday after the weekend I was still alittle bit sick, I wanted to go to school to show off my new glasses because I kept telling everyone in my class I'll be getting some soon.

So, come monday, I was still feeling a little bit ill, I had cramps in the stomach, didnt really think anything of it. My mom knew about this and gave me the option of staying home, but I insisted on going. So I arrive at school, feeling alright, until about noon. I started really feeling it. I and since I HATE using the school washrooms, I decided to hold it in, *NOT A GOOD IDEA* the cramps kept getting worse, so at this point I had to go tot he washroom and it was too late to call home for my mom to come get me. I asked my teacher if I could go to teh washroom.

She let me. I RAN to the washroom holding in all my shit. I get into the washroom and right there, I released what I thought were a couple farts. I ran into the stall, pulled down my pants and looked at the undies and low and behold they were covered in thick, liquid, lumpy shit. I was like aww fuck. So I sat on the can and relaxed my ass and the rest of the shit volenteered to pour out of my ass without any assisance by me. I grabbed some toilet paper and cleaned the shit outta my underwear, but it was still all wet and stained to hell. I flushed and headed back to class and I Thought everything was fine so I wouldnt have to head home.

Now, keep in mind this was a hot muggy day. I came back to class and sat down, only realizing the underwear was still all wet. So I ended up squating on my chair like a dumbass. after a couple minutes the heat was getting to me (oh ya, also my class was in a portable, those do not have AC) and the Smell started emitting from my wet shitty underwear, I could detect the odour, but I didnt think anyone else could. I looked around and no one seemed to detect it either. So the rest of te day I sat squating in my chair. School had ended and I came home and told my mom to run a bath for me. wallbash:

Mr.Buttocks · **Re: Our "Shit Stories" Thread -** 09-25-2004, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckweed

Well, Since I love reading funny stories about people shitting themselves, I decided to make a thread.

eek:

guarnere · 09-25-2004, 06:08 AM

Buckweed = Scatman

[img]http://www.scatman.centrum.net.pl/dwa/graf/scat_duzy.gif[/img]

Zoner · 09-25-2004, 06:41 AM

HAW HAW HAWWW!!

"I'm the Scatman. Beee-bop bop ba-da-bo" rock:

I don't ever recall shitting myself after getting out of diapers. Mind you, that was only 3 years ago. oOo: biggrin:

[img]http://terpsboy.com/blogpics/oops.jpg[/img]

"That's a LOTTA dung!"

bukdez · 09-25-2004, 07:44 AM

this thead is shitty...

Bean 2 · 09-25-2004, 08:44 AM

I had a simliar story but instead of shitting my pants i threw up all over this kid in the bathroom. Funny story.

Zoner · 09-25-2004, 08:47 AM

Better get me a bucket. I'm going to throw up.

[img]http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Images/tmol01.jpg[/img]

Himmler · 09-25-2004, 09:31 AM

one word..or maybe three...WTF

bukdez · 09-25-2004, 09:31 AM

python rules...

TonyMontana · 09-25-2004, 09:37 AM

ive never shit myself..

geRV · 09-25-2004, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

ive never shit myself..

eek:

So as a baby wearing a "diaper" you never shit yourself? eek: Everyones shit themselves at one point.

TonyMontana · 09-25-2004, 09:47 AM

after i learned to control bowel movements on my own, and got my diaper off, i cant recall ever shitting myself rolleyes: spank:

Merlin122 · 09-25-2004, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner

Better get me a bucket. I'm going to throw up.

[img]http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Images/tmol01.jpg[/img]

fuck i want that sig back

hilarious story buck, is shall remember that always when i am pooping

Pyro · 09-25-2004, 01:54 PM

i hated back in the day when i was walking home form ashcool and then i needed to shit and trying to rush home to shit before it comes out of its own...

Art Attack · 09-25-2004, 01:59 PM

One day in like grade 2 we were running around the school field and i had to shit, so I just shit while running and it fell outta my shorts and I kept running, lol