GS, you're doing this the wrong way.
- Find out where this guy lives/works[/*:m:c045b]
- go to his home office/work office[/*:m:c045b]
- 'blow mud' right on his desktop[/*:m:c045b]
- set the cubicle afire[/*:m:c045b]
- pick up his phone and say "hello ?" into the mouthpiece even if it isn't ringing.[/*:m:c045b]
- return later and urinate all over the borders of his office to mark it as dead to you.[/*:m:c045b]
- post update on groundforce1.com[/*:m:c045b]