I could be on a jaunt for more eggnog, when a young lady comes up to me:
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Originally Posted by PowerHottie
Hi, I'm Gauge
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Originally Posted by Myself
Yes, I know you from somewhere, I just can't recall..
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(You dont want to call out in the supermarket"Gigglysplat! Your that fucking hot adult multi-tasker!!")
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Originally Posted by Scrumptious
I'm an Actress, and I think you would be perfect for our next film called "Don Whang & the 1000 whores."
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[quote="Passion on a HotPlate":78c08]The pay is great, and we can get you an advance of $250,000.[/quote:78c08]
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[quote="Studess Deluxe":78c08]Plus a company car just for cuming down to the studio[/quote:78c08]
Ah, holiday wishes.