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Default 12-28-2004, 03:43 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":79104][quote="Sgt. Duffy":79104]I've gone pretty far in puberty. I've got hair all over my crotch, on my stomach,
around my nipples (strangely) all over my legs, in my crack, leading to my crack, in my nose,
above my lip, under my lips (count it...TWO BEARD-HAIRS!), under my pits, on my feet,
on my toes, on my hands, and somehow, on my nose.[/quote:79104]
[img]http://www.glasswings.com.au/comics/fc2000/werewolf.jpg[/img] ?


[quote="Sgt. Duffy":79104]My bed is crusty from sperm.[/quote:79104]
loney:[/quote:79104]

OMG I jus laughed out so loudly, perfect picture.

[img]http://www.jesusburger.net/upload/DeadKarl.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.jesusburger.net/upload/animeieee.gif[/img]


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Default 12-28-2004, 03:44 PM

Yeh, its an Inter Milan jersey. AC MIlan>Inter Milan>Juventus>rest of Seria A/B



  
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Default 12-28-2004, 04:04 PM

Im the next erotic novel author.
  
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Default 12-28-2004, 04:08 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":b5cae]
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You haven't even hit puberty yet. How can you have a permaboner?
This isnt a "comeback", but I turn 14 in February, and I've gone pretty far in puberty. I've got hair all over my crotch, on my stomach, around my nipples (strangely) all over my legs, in my crack, leading to my crack, in my nose, above my lip, under my lips (count it...TWO BEARD-HAIRS!), under my pits, on my feet, on my toes, on my hands, and somehow, on my nose. My bed is crusty from sperm, so obviously, well, I can sperminate, and I get erections around 5 times daily...which is why Im resorting to wearing tighter boxers to keep it less noticable, as they're the most embaressing parts of the day. My voice hasnt really deepened, Im not sure, but I've got an Adams apple. Hoorah, so does everyone else on this site.[/quote:b5cae]

k dude your a fag, we don't wanna hear that
  
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Default 12-28-2004, 04:36 PM

[quote="Crazy Canadian":8b9ec][quote="Sgt. Duffy":8b9ec]
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You haven't even hit puberty yet. How can you have a permaboner?

k dude your a fag, we don't wanna hear that[/quote:8b9ec][/quote:8b9ec]

Well, of course, you dont, because you cant grasp the fact that you aint got none of 'dis shit. (Tranzlatiun: You aint go no pubic hairs, boi)
  
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Default 12-28-2004, 04:39 PM

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Default 12-28-2004, 04:40 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":0b094][quote="Crazy Canadian":0b094][quote="Sgt. Duffy":0b094]
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You haven't even hit puberty yet. How can you have a permaboner?

k dude your a fag, we don't wanna hear that[/quote:0b094]

Well, of course, you dont, because you cant grasp the fact that you aint got none of 'dis shit. (Tranzlatiun: You aint go no pubic hairs, boi)[/quote:0b094][/quote:0b094]Shut the fuck up. plzdie:



  
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Default 12-28-2004, 04:53 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":15908][quote="Sgt. Duffy":15908][quote="Crazy Canadian":15908][quote="Sgt. Duffy":15908]
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You haven't even hit puberty yet. How can you have a permaboner?

k dude your a fag, we don't wanna hear that[/quote:15908]

Well, of course, you dont, because you cant grasp the fact that you aint got none of 'dis shit. (Tranzlatiun: You aint go no pubic hairs, boi)[/quote:15908]Shut the fuck up. plzdie:[/quote:15908][/quote:15908] i agree...be quiet
  
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Default 12-28-2004, 05:44 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":33c7f]Im the next erotic novel author.[/quote:33c7f]
That's great!...how's about a sample of your erotic writing style pls? dance:
  
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Default 12-28-2004, 07:24 PM

i got this stuff

a impulse paintball gun
and a mp3 player
and some clothes
  
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Default 12-28-2004, 07:34 PM

Ok, enough of the "puberty" shit already. We really don't care if you have a hair on your nut-sac. Save that shit for your friends.

With that thought, it's time to release this thread into the archives of GF1......


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Default 12-28-2004, 09:23 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":1cea6]Yeh, its an Inter Milan jersey. AC MIlan>Inter Milan>Juventus>rest of Seria A/B[/quote:1cea6]
rofl, Juve owns all
  
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Default 12-28-2004, 09:58 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":617fa][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":617fa]Yeh, its an Inter Milan jersey. AC MIlan>Inter Milan>Juventus>rest of Seria A/B[/quote:617fa]
rofl, Juve owns all[/quote:617fa]No way. not with the likes of AC Milan, alright prob they could beat Inter. but not AC.



  
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Default 12-28-2004, 10:04 PM

mr. miyagi, that gif file is retarded.

god i hate jap/jap related art.
  
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Default 12-28-2004, 10:04 PM

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[img]http://www.subsidesports.com/uk/images/product/large/InterHLS0405.gif[/img]
isn't that the jersey Mr.B has on in the famous "Scream" pic?...

Same team, but my top's a lot older. Can't remember how old it is. stupid:
  
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