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Default Public masturbation - 01-09-2005, 11:50 AM

Those crazy Africans! happy: dance:


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Default 01-09-2005, 11:54 AM

"Cops just laughed

"One of them said my legs were sexy. He then closed his eyes, grimaced and shouted at the top of his voice in apparent enjoyment of what he was doing," said Shingange.

"He held up his penis for everyone to see and started masturbating," she added.

"I was very embarrassed. They stopped traffic and all eyes were on me."

Shingange's embarrassment was however not going to end there.

The incident sent police officers at the Tzaneen station into stitches as she tried to open a case of public indecency."

happy: DEM crazy nigra's


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Default 01-09-2005, 12:02 PM

ROFL!!!!!

[quote:8cea2]She said the boys took out their penises and started masturbating in full view of everyone while groaning in ecstasy.

One of the boys, a 14-year-old whose name cannot be revealed because of his age, had no qualms to speak about the incident.

"I feel very happy after masturbating next to a woman with beautiful legs and wearing see-through clothes," the boy said.

"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained.[/quote:8cea2]



  
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Default 01-09-2005, 12:06 PM

[quote:9f2f7]One of the boys, a 14-year-old whose name cannot be revealed because of his age, had no qualms to speak about the incident.

"I feel very happy after masturbating next to a woman with beautiful legs and wearing see-through clothes," the boy said.

"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained.

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Get a clue dude eek:


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Default 01-09-2005, 12:21 PM

im going to go try that right now. oOo:
  
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Default 01-09-2005, 12:34 PM

"I feel very happy after masturbating next to a woman with beautiful legs and wearing see-through clothes," the boy said.

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Default 01-09-2005, 12:41 PM

"I feel very happy after masturbating next to a woman with beautiful legs and wearing see-through clothes,"


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Default 01-09-2005, 02:44 PM

[quote:2e2f4]Some people however have a different view.

Vegetable vendor Mthavini Khoza said she condoned the boys' action.

"These boys are doing the right thing because their actions are likely to reduce the tendencies of wearing 3cm (sic) skirts in public and embarrass every woman," she said.

"I wish they rape them one day so they may start respecting their bodies," Khoza said.[/quote:2e2f4]
  
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Default 01-09-2005, 02:46 PM

buttocks. what were you searching for when you found this?

and heres one.
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org/


  
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Default 01-09-2005, 02:59 PM

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buttocks. what were you searching for when you found this?
I found it posted on another forum.
  
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Default 01-09-2005, 02:59 PM

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buttocks. what were you searching for when you found this?

and heres one.
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org/
"Darklady's Third Annual Portland Masturbate-A-Thon will be a 1950's themed bawdy benefit for sex-positive charities!

Last year we donated $3,000... let's meet or beat that this year!
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Default 01-09-2005, 04:26 PM

LMAO what the fuck
  
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Default 01-09-2005, 04:52 PM

haha
  
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Default 01-09-2005, 09:13 PM

Did u guys read this tho?

[quote:b6f3b]Vegetable vendor Mthavini Khoza said she condoned the boys' action.

"These boys are doing the right thing because their actions are likely to reduce the tendencies of wearing 3cm (sic) skirts in public and embarrass every woman," she said.

"I wish they rape them one day so they may start respecting their bodies," Khoza said.[/quote:b6f3b]

Must be a helluva overweighted ugly vegetable vendor to be so jealous. ed:
  
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Default 01-09-2005, 09:19 PM

creepy shit..theres an old guy who always masturbated infront of a white castle in my town, the police detained him several times for indecent exposure.
  
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