[Doctor Duffy]

Speaking of God, I've got a joke:

So this 70-year-old man had just completed his monthy physical, and right before he left, the doctor asked him,
"Douglas, what keeps you so healthy at such an age?"
"Oh, I have a strong connection with God."
"Do you?"
"Yes, I do, doctor."
"Would you care to explain?"
"Wow! Gods been really helpful to me for all this time! He's so helpful- when I gotta go to the bathroom, he turns on the light when I enter, and turns it off when I leave"
The doctor amazed with this, decided to ask the 70-year-old mans wife.
"So, I was talking to your husband yesterday, and he sad he had a strong connection with God. He told me that when he enters the bathroom, the light turns on, and when he leaves, the light turns on. What about this?"
The wife responded, "That old bastard..he's pissing in the 'fridge again!"