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Default 01-22-2005, 06:13 AM

I was taking piss tonite and i saw this dude who in the distsnace, was trying to drip the urine out of his dick but im not sure if it was that or he was wanking profusely it scared me so muych i was like wtf
  
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Default 01-22-2005, 08:38 AM

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I was taking piss tonite and i saw this dude who in the distsnace, was trying to drip the urine out of his dick but im not sure if it was that or he was wanking profusely it scared me so muych i was like take me wanker man
should have gotten his phone number
  
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Default 01-22-2005, 01:52 PM

Nothing is so fine

As taking a shit on company time.
  
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Default 01-22-2005, 02:15 PM

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Nothing is so fine

As taking a shit on company time.
he speaks the truth.

When Im at work...ill go on lunch, eat lunch relax...

then ill punch back in and then go take a big shit....

might as well get paid for it


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Default 01-22-2005, 02:21 PM

I seem to find my x-wife's number in every public bathroom I use. Now how do you think that happens.I say as I put away my Sharpie.


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Default 01-22-2005, 02:37 PM

"I sukt Jim Morrison's cock with my pouty boy mouth"

On the door of a stall.



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Default 01-22-2005, 02:45 PM

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I seem to find my x-wife's number in every public bathroom I use. Now how do you think that happens.I say as I put away my Sharpie.
Is marriage really that bad?
  
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Default 01-23-2005, 05:09 AM

biggrin: Mine was.

Do you know why divorce is so expencive?






Cause it's worth every penny.

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Default 01-23-2005, 05:48 AM

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biggrin: Mine was.

Do you know why divorce is so expencive?






Cause it's worth every penny.

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lol
she must have thought so as well. 50 something year old who still plays comp games and is an active memebr of a gaming forum annoy:

JK I still luv u John
  
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Default 01-23-2005, 06:50 AM

You may have a point, but at least I don't do stuff like [url=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mototraining.wmv:f781d]this[/url:f781d].


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Default 01-23-2005, 07:34 AM

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You may have a point, but at least I don't do stuff like [url=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mototraining.wmv:be8c4]this[/url:be8c4].


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Pfft I thought it was gonna be http://www.penisland.net cry:



  
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