[Akuma]

Kids who think Slipknot/nu-metal is metal
Nu-metal bands
Hardcore kiddies (minus Dave)
Mallgoths/wiggers/punks/preps/emo/etc (aka: high schoolers)
Most American metal
The "-cores"
pop/rap/hiphop/country
Kodak
Driving
Lexmark printers
Windows 98/ME
Macs
Some Christians
Conservatives
Fundamentalists (of any kind)
Kids who act tough/smart on the intraweb
Lexmark
CSS bots
People who think Halo/2 was the best game ever
People who hate Steam
Girls who refuse anal sex before ever trying it
People who refuse anything before trying it
Americans who hate the French


I could go on for a while...