[Duke_of_Ray]

Originally Posted by Ape

This sounds like a normal teenager oOo:

Yea, "normal".

[mr.miyagi]

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":f1a99]Those crazy Christian Conservatives. They have never done anything good. What do they think? Helping people out, and trying to keep some morals around. That is just pointless. annoy:[/quote:f1a99]

Duke, I'm hungry, got any of those sexy beans?

I'm all for mexican food but I'm thinking its all the same.....just folded differently oOo:

Lets Barbeque some Conservative Christians too.

[Akuma]

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":6590c]Those crazy Christian Conservatives. They have never done anything good. What do they think? Helping people out, and trying to keep some morals around. That is just pointless. annoy:[/quote:6590c]
Except all they do is spread prejudice and malice. Not to mension they keep America down.

[Madmartagen]

eh, i give christianity about another 150-200 years in america before it fizzles out like a bad fart.

[skelldar]

Does this sound like a total joke to anyone else? I call "fake", but that's just me...

[bukdez]

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[9mm BeRetTa]

Originally Posted by Coleman

hell, i wouldn't want my kid doing 3/4 of those things. Damn right I don't want to bring up a Goth.

yea, but did you read the other 1/4? it's like "don't eat count chocula cereal" and "your children should not complain of boredom"

also it talks about how your kids may be astray from the lord if they sleep too much or too little...

Doesn't this just about classify everyone in the world?

[Madmartagen]

Originally Posted by lasagna

A Conservative Christain church put this out....

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,

and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

i found all of these behaviors normal except for alcohol, drugs and misbehaving at school or home. Why do people here find being Goth offensive? I wouldnt mind if my son or daughter where Goth, thats just the niche they find more in tuned with whom he/she is. As long as my kid isnt doing drugs, lying or getting into trouble, im ok with it.

[Duke_of_Ray]

[quote=Akuma]

Originally Posted by "Duke_of_Ray":d0ac8

Those crazy Christian Conservatives. They have never done anything good. What do they think? Helping people out, and trying to keep some morals around. That is just pointless. annoy:

Except all they do is spread prejudice and malice. Not to mension they keep America down.[/quote:d0ac8]

No, idiots do that. hake:

[Drew]

MOVE THIS SHIT TO POLITICS!

NB4DALOCT rock:

[Pyro]

I don't know, but if I have kids...I think it'll be funny the day I catch them doing drugs. Ill probably have an entire scenario planned out of how i'm gonna handle it and like scare the shit outta them...then right after probably smoke a joint with them and tell them thats the one time you'll ever get to do it with me cuz i don't want your grandparents to find out.

[ninty]

Count Chocula is a goth related food?

[Forte]

^ no vampires are evil. especially cerial made by vampires.

[strvs]

rofl count chocula

[Miscguy]

Originally Posted by lasagna

A Conservative Christain church put this out....


-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.

Wow... Appairently im goth.