[tomxtr]

[quote="Eight Ace":2bfc4]I got as full as a state school the other night and staggered into this toilet on the way
home and I threw up on the floor and smeared shit all over the walls before passing out.

Imagine my surprise on waking up the next day to discover that I had in fact made it home..... loney:[/quote:2bfc4]

Holy shit, that reminds me of back in the day when I was visiting a friend at Georgetown Univ. We went out got hammered and lost track of him on the way home. Turns out, he had to take a dump, so he walked into someone's house at 3am took a dump in their bathroom and then passed out on their couch. Needless to say, he was arrested when the homeowners found him on the couch.

I'm with Arkan though, at the office I just wipe down, build a big nest, and let nature take its course.