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Default 03-03-2005, 01:05 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":c8128]A Guy sits down at a bar and a bowl of peanuts say to him "You look very nice this evening".
The guy goes to the bathroom and the condom machines says "You look like shit mother fucker".
So the guy complains to the bar manager who says "The peanuts are
complimentary, but the condom machine is out of order"


What did the bushman say when he walked into a low branch?

Clickfuck.



...you're a beautiful audience, can I tell you that?...also I recommend the veal. freak:[/quote:c8128]

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