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		In minority report, right after cruise sees his own murder and escapes the building. He gets in the elevator, and is joined by his nemisis, danny witwer. after a brief confrontation, cruise pulls a gun on witwer. 
Witwer: "Put the gun away, John. I don't hear a red ball" 
 
right after he says that, and alarm goes off. The look on Witwer(Colin Ferrel)'s face is priceless. 
 
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		Alien :  "Game over man! Game over!" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			 
            
                
            
				 
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		"And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee. 
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. 
So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. 
In Nomime Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sanctis" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		Ya know, we had to read Heart of Darkness in my AP English class in high school, and we got to watch Apocalypse Now Redux for about a week. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		[img]http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/21-1-2-5.jpg[/img] 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		hahah. you shalt count not to one, but to three. That is by far one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen in a movie. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		not really memorable ones but ones I thought were funny 
 
Multiplicity 
 
Michael keaton talking to his clones 
"You're smoking, I spent 3000 to quit" 
 
"yea, so...." blows smoke in his face 
 
"dont blow smoke in my face" 
 
"what ya gonna do about it" 
 
"I'll hit you so hard I'll kill him" pointing to other clone. 
 
X-men 
Wolverine walks out after battling mystique 
 
"whoa whoa its me" 
cyclops - "oh yea, prove it" 
wolverine "you're a dick" 
cyclops - "alright good enough for me" 
 
Also the scene of john goodman coming out of the mud after escaping prison in Raising Arizona. 
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		YOOUUU SHAAAA'LLL NOT PAAAASSSS!!!!! 
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		"Surley you can't be serious?"  "I am serious.....and don't call me Shirley" - Airplane 
 
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" - The Godfather 
 
"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" - Outlaw Josey Wales 
 
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		Kip Dynamite (wearing in-line skates) to Napoleon:  
 
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		Good ol' Big Lebowski: 
 
"Nice marmit" 
 
"Mind if i do a jay?" 
 
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" 
 
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		dont forget  
 
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." 
The Dude: Jesus. 
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 
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		From Blazing Saddles: 
 
Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges. 
 
Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'? 
Elderly woman: Up yours n*gger.  
 
[to two members of the KKK] 
Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh. 
Bart: Hey, where the white women at.  
 
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications? 
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape. 
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice. 
Applicant: I like rape. 
 
Henchman: We'll head them off at the pass. 
Hedley Lamarr: Head them off at the pass? I hate that cliché.  
 
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Indian Chief: Oy vey. They're darker than we are. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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