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Default 04-07-2005, 07:54 PM
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I like it when the red water comes out.
hubert cumberdale is a friend of you, isn't it?

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Default 04-07-2005, 08:18 PM
i think radiation from my monitor is killing me slowly

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Default 04-07-2005, 08:27 PM
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I like it when the red water comes out.
hubert cumberdale is a friend of you, isn't it?

Quite.

He tastes of soot and poo.


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Default 04-07-2005, 09:34 PM
my TI-83 plus just ran out of batteries cry:
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 09:56 PM
use your fucking head a sheat of mead, and a #2. if you dont know what those are go back to kindergarten and ask one of the little kids.
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 10:07 PM
I just realized I have a hole in my pocket. Im poor now.....
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 10:18 PM
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Default 04-07-2005, 11:18 PM
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my TI-83 plus just ran out of batteries cry:
So did my T-1000...He just keeps repeating mental shit.
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 11:38 PM
Dontcha just hate it when you squeeze out a big fart and your anus burns like only duffy's should?
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 11:41 PM
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Dontcha just hate it when you squeeze out a big fart and your anus burns like only duffy's should?
No, I think that feeling is strictly for fatties who get fucked in the ass.
  
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Default 04-08-2005, 12:44 AM
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Dontcha just hate it when you squeeze out a big fart and your anus burns like only duffy's should?
No, I think that feeling is strictly for fatties who get fucked in the ass.
  
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Default 04-08-2005, 04:00 AM
when i shower, i wack my carrot non stop eek:

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Default 04-08-2005, 04:20 AM
I love myself I want you to love me
When I feel down I want you above me
I search myself I want you to find me
I forget myself I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no

I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees I'd do anything for you

I want you I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you I touch myself
Ooh, ooh, oo, oo. ahh
  
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Default 04-08-2005, 05:39 AM
E Jack Hugh Lay Tion, the skirvy seaman spat penises on the devilcocks and satanrollers. It ended with death. Me tripe.
  
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Default 04-08-2005, 06:46 AM
LIBYANS! ed:

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