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Default How old is Grandma? - 04-11-2005, 11:24 AM

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How Old Is Grandma?


One evening, a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.
There were no credit cards, laser beams or ballpoint pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man had yet to walk on the moon.
Your Grandfather and I got married first and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir"- - and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir".
We were before gay-rights, computer dating, dual careers, day-care centers, and group therapy. The Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense governed our lives.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.
We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze started. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends - not purchasing condominiums.
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings. We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios. And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.
If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5&10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.
And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail one letter and two postcards. You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad because, gas was 11 cents a gallon.
In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.
"Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office, "chip" meant a piece of wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store and software" wasn't even a word.
And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.
And how old do you think grandma is???
Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time. This is something to think about. How time has changed...

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Grandma is 58
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Default 04-11-2005, 11:28 AM

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Default 04-11-2005, 11:40 AM

my how things change, and fast too
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 12:49 PM

*wants to live in the 1930's - 40's*
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 01:07 PM

EDIT: That'd be real death, spanky. --Zone
A time when people beleived in this.....

EDIT BY SHORTHAND (THE above picture was a black man getting lynched.)

[img]http://www.temple.edu/history/images/jmccarthy.jpg[/img]
A time when to show any type of political beleif contrary to a mainstream could end up getting you on a list.

[img]http://www.temple.edu/history/images/nazis.gif[/img]
A time just after these bastards put a taint on the human race...



Ohh what a misinformed time grandma lived in. It must have been just like The movie pleasentville. rolleyes:
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 01:20 PM

[quote="Short Hand":d762f][b]Ohh what a misinformed time grandma lived in. It must have been just like The movie pleasentville. rolleyes:[/quote:d762f]


ypu always have such a positive spin on things
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 01:27 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":6caff]my how things change, and fast too[/quote:6caff]
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 01:28 PM

grandma sounds like she lived in a real boring time...

[quote:12de0]We were before gay-rights, computer dating, dual careers, day-care centers, and group therapy. The Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense governed our lives. [/quote:12de0]

is that a positive point?...
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 01:29 PM

[quote="Short Hand":19fbb]A time when people beleived in this.....

A time when to show any type of political beleif contrary to a mainstream could end up getting you on a list.

A time just after these bastards put a taint on the human race...

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...a time when kids were taught that " i comes before e, except after c."

and ditto what Stackem said. Short Hand you need to learn to look at life as half full and not half empty. The examples you give can be looked at in two ways. You always choose the negative. How about trying to look at them in a positive light....Look at all the people who stood up to McCarthy and showed him for what he was? Obviously those people were in the majority or he would have kept going. Instead of looking at Hitler as something that generation produced, look at it as an evil that generation stood up to and conquered.
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 01:30 PM

short hand is emo god
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 02:19 PM

[quote=Colonel]
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A time when people beleived in this.....

A time when to show any type of political beleif contrary to a mainstream could end up getting you on a list.

A time just after these bastards put a taint on the human race...
...a time when kids were taught that " i comes before e, except after c."

and ditto what Stackem said. Short Hand you need to learn to look at life as half full and not half empty. The examples you give can be looked at in two ways. You always choose the negative. How about trying to look at them in a positive light....Look at all the people who stood up to McCarthy and showed him for what he was? Obviously those people were in the majority or he would have kept going. Instead of looking at Hitler as something that generation produced, look at it as an evil that generation stood up to and conquered.[/quote:e9683]

ohh yaa its not like every jew died during the holocaust. beer: YOU are so right, thkz for the cheering up !
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 02:30 PM

[quote="Short Hand":e526d]
ohh yaa its not like every jew died during the holocaust. beer: YOU are so right, thkz for the cheering up ![/quote:e526d]

There you go again. How about instead of negative sarcasm you stop to genuinely thank the 99.999% of the world that fought to stop Hitler. But I guess you would rather focus on the small minority so that you can keep your negativity alive. Dude, you seriously need to stop and smell the roses.
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 02:42 PM

It is called hope. To be so ignorant and say things are alright is a fools game.
  
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Default 04-11-2005, 02:45 PM

He is just pissed that he has a small penis
  
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How did my penis get into this ? oOo:
  
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