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[quote="the Great Noctis":c3f74]
3. If you can add, subtract, multiply and divide, you can be an accountant.

This one is just funny. If you can do all that, you can do bookkeeping, but that is a FAR cry from being an accountant. You can be an accountant if you can forecast for investments, master the tax code, memorize the general accounting practices, etc.[/quote:c3f74]

That is so true, I took a couple Accounting classes this last year. Very mind twisting shit.

I wanted to add this to mine:

- The mail has to be delivered, whether it be rain, hail, snow, ect. or if I put a snake in my mailbox/have a huge dog that eats people in blue.
False If we, the drivers/carriers feel that delivering mail to a certain address is dangerous, or may endanger ourselves we are not required to deliver it. This includes increment weather. Personal and Property saftey comes first.
--Side Note-- Mail carriers are , however on Federal business, and to stop/delay them with purposeful intent is illegal!
--PS-- Don't park your car in front of mail boxes!!!!!