"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
i've done number 61 in every store that sells patio furniture. The best thing to do is read the sex scenes in romantic novels really fucking loud. It gets quite the reaction.