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Default Ever laughed too hard ?? - 05-09-2005, 03:49 AM

Tell us a lame story where you just couldn't stop laughing. Here's my story.

A few months back, i help a friend install tile in a commercial building that was being built. Anywho, since there was no working plumbing, i was using an old spackle bucket to piss into. I had it half filled with water and used it as my urinal. Anyway, we were there one evening (after all the other trades left) and i had to piss about a dozen times (musta drank alot of water that day) so, i just used my lil' plastic 5 gallon urinal. Well, when we left, i forgot to empty the bucket outside.
Fast forward to the following morning....as i'm walking into the building, i see this guy washing his hands and forearms in my piss bucket that i left out the night before !! He was going to the Deli and proceeded to take a lil' birdbath in my fucking piss bucket before he left !! I almost lost it right there so i hurried to the area where i was working and nearly died from laughing so hard!! My buddy, hearing the commotion enters the area and is asking me whats so funny. At this point, i'm balled up on the floor, tears billowing from my eyes, and i can't do nothing but laugh. Finally, i get "piss bucket" out and he hits the deck too !!

OMG, never in my life did i laugh that hard. My stomach hurt for hours after that and throughout the day, when the thought hit me, i'd start all over!! Fucking crazy to see someone washing up in your piss. I didn't have the heart to tell the poor bastard.


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Default 05-09-2005, 06:54 AM

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Default 05-09-2005, 07:05 AM

exact same thing happened to me only it was a shit bucket...
saw the guy smearing the gear all over his hands and i was like
rolflamao, WTF!...the guy turned out to be a full-on scat freak in the end....so, yeah..
  
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Default 05-09-2005, 07:26 AM

I've had those moments too. Stomache ends up hurting so much but it was so damn worth it!
  
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Default 05-09-2005, 08:50 AM

Yeah, the last time I laughed so hard I couldn't breath was seeing an episode of MxC for the first time. The episode consisted of costumed monsters competing with each other. Usually that show is funny but with the idiots in the costumes trying to walk across the rocks in "sinkers and floaters", I lost it.
  
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Default 05-09-2005, 09:20 AM

Okay, this was 9 years ago, I was 8 years old, so bear with me. My mom was shopping for a new car at a plymouth place called Jake Sweeny. The people there werent terribly helpful, or forthright about the major problems with the car. So, a few weeks later, having bought a new car at a different location, we were driving by it, and m,y sister said "Its Jake's Weenie!!!" oOo:
  
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Default 05-09-2005, 10:19 AM

I laugh all the time. It has gotten worse lately. I am afraid of what might happen if I laugh at Basic, oh man it scares me. loney:
  
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Default 05-09-2005, 10:46 AM

I saw the new backstreet boy video last night, nearly pissed myself....Or when I was doing a roofing job a few days back, I put knee pads on to make cracking out the nails in the roof easier..... The Australian cracked a joke about how at his work sites (he is an electrician), that they call them cock sucker pads.... a few of my freionds with me nearly pissed themselves..
  
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Default 05-09-2005, 11:56 AM

I laugh a lot, but I think the last time I had a hard time catching my breath due to laughter was watching Jackass: The Movie in the theater. Sweet jeezus, I almost ruptured something during that movie.

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Default 05-09-2005, 12:19 PM

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I laugh a lot, but I think the last time I had a hard time catching my breath due to laughter was watching Jackass: The Movie in the theater. Sweet jeezus, I almost ruptured something during that movie.

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Default 05-09-2005, 12:40 PM

Laughing is for pussies. Real men scowl.
  
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Default 05-09-2005, 01:47 PM

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Default 05-09-2005, 03:02 PM

[quote="dr nein":b9eee]AA.com Revolts[/quote:b9eee]

LOL...Yeah I remember nearly having a heart attack from laughing too hard when I first saw 'Theres something fishy going on here.'

Back in the day on IRC in #92Bengals we had some wild times....When Jesus first introduced himself.

...and when not on the interweb, pretty much whenever I get high with my mates in the evenings theres usually something that sets us off in hysterics.
  
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Default 05-09-2005, 03:59 PM

I was at a bar/restaraunt with my friend. And the waiter was obviously gay, but still really cool. Everytime he would come over he would arrange the glasses, condiments, etc in a special order. So me and my friend decided to fuck with him and mess it all up. So he comes over and fixes it and says that he's anal. I started cracking up and almost cried. After a few beers it was really funny because he's gay... anal... Heh heh...



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