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Major
Posts: 6,938
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Behind You...
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05-14-2005, 04:10 PM
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[code:f0c26]Am I gay?
This is one of the most common questions young guys ask themselves. The truth is, very few of us are 100% straight (or 100% gay). Lots of heterosexual men have fantasies about other guys, sometimes at the peak of orgasm, and this leaves them feeling very insecure. It's one of the most carefully kept secrets in male society. (But not on JackinWorld!) You're really only gay when you've concluded, without a doubt, that you enjoy males sexually more than females. Random fantasies and even sexual encounters don't make you gay. [/code:f0c26]
LOO
[code:f0c26]THE BELLY-SMACK
Get naked. Standing up, spread Vaseline over the top part of your penis head and spread more Vaseline on your stomach around the navel area. Leaning forward against something, and with a little bounce in your knees, thrust your pelvis and smack your penis against your greased belly about two times per second. Do this in 3- to 5-minute intervals. If you can keep this going for an hour, your penis will get so sensitive that it tingles and twitches between intervals. When you finally do ejaculate, it's a no-hands orgasm, with your penis smacking against your belly and semen flying everywhere. Take it slowly at first, with short sessions until your lower back and penis get used to it. [/code:f0c26]
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Sergeant
Posts: 1,473
Join Date: Jan 2004
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05-14-2005, 04:28 PM
The truth is anyone who has ever been on IRC is not 100% straight. It's just impossible with all the mansex flying around.
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Major General
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
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05-14-2005, 04:38 PM
[quote="dr nein":832ea]The truth is anyone who has ever been on IRC is not 100% straight. It's just impossible with all the mansex flying around.[/quote:832ea]
That is true.
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Senior Member
Posts: 748
Join Date: Oct 2004
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05-15-2005, 12:22 AM
Hey we all started as females.
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Senior Member
Posts: 8,033
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: motherland
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05-15-2005, 06:55 AM
[quote=ninty9]
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The truth is anyone who has ever been on IRC is not 100% straight. It's just impossible with all the mansex flying around.
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That is true.[/quote:67c9e]
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,192
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kansas City KS
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05-15-2005, 07:10 AM
[img]http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/alone_in_the_dark/_group_photos/christian_slater1.jpg[/img]
Looks kinda hot in this shot.
**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.** 
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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05-15-2005, 09:24 AM
LMFAO @ Belly smack!
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,977
Join Date: Aug 2004
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05-15-2005, 11:51 AM
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LMFAO @ Belly smack!
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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05-15-2005, 12:04 PM
she was hott in early movies, when she had that cutie innocence about her. now she seems all used up, like courtney love or something
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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05-15-2005, 12:07 PM
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[code:3a2a4]Am I gay?
This is one of the most common questions young guys ask themselves. The truth is, very few of us are 100% straight (or 100% gay). Lots of heterosexual men have fantasies about other guys, sometimes at the peak of orgasm, and this leaves them feeling very insecure. It's one of the most carefully kept secrets in male society. (But not on JackinWorld!) You're really only gay when you've concluded, without a doubt, that you enjoy males sexually more than females. Random fantasies and even sexual encounters don't make you gay. [/code:3a2a4]
LOO
[code:3a2a4]THE BELLY-SMACK
Get naked. Standing up, spread Vaseline over the top part of your penis head and spread more Vaseline on your stomach around the navel area. Leaning forward against something, and with a little bounce in your knees, thrust your pelvis and smack your penis against your greased belly about two times per second. Do this in 3- to 5-minute intervals. If you can keep this going for an hour, your penis will get so sensitive that it tingles and twitches between intervals. When you finally do ejaculate, it's a no-hands orgasm, with your penis smacking against your belly and semen flying everywhere. Take it slowly at first, with short sessions until your lower back and penis get used to it. [/code:3a2a4]
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Major
Posts: 6,413
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: University of Guelph
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05-15-2005, 01:27 PM
I'll admit she was hot before she got her boob job
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,948
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: humping gobots...
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05-15-2005, 01:32 PM
she looks good n the American Pie series...
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,977
Join Date: Aug 2004
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05-15-2005, 01:34 PM
Seems like she looks good in all of her movies, then real life shes a fugly whore.
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