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1st Lieutenant
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Location: MW Sweden
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06-07-2005, 04:40 PM
Goatse and teh gay pr0n on the forums.
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Captain
Posts: 5,558
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anaheim, CA
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06-07-2005, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
My parents having sex in the pool, in teh dark. they heard me coming and my mom hissed to my dad "ITS CHRISTOPHER!!!" gah
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hahaahhhaha omg that almost sounds like thats a horror story your parents could tell here.
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Senior Member
Posts: 688
Join Date: Jun 2004
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06-07-2005, 07:50 PM
i havent had anything anywhere near as bad as some stuff said earlier but....i had a hammer fall on mu head many years ago( the sharp nail puller edge hit first) and blood was everywhere...walked in on my bro doing...stuff.....severeal times ( dont tell Jotun)...thats really it
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,860
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Greater Philidelphia Area
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06-07-2005, 08:49 PM
I was gently strolling into the bathroom for me morning piss. As I open the toilet bowl i see something worse than parent sex... A rather sizeable log, a load of piss and..... the bloodiest fucking tampon ever seen. I flushed the toilet, ran back into my room; then proceeded to bang my head with a wiffle ball bat.
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2nd Lieutenant
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06-07-2005, 08:54 PM
merlin wins
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Senior Member
Posts: 644
Join Date: May 2003
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06-07-2005, 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anntihero
merlin wins
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Major
Posts: 6,388
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: kanaduh
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06-07-2005, 09:02 PM
no way. seeing your parents doing the nasty is way fucking worse than seeing a bloody tampon.
on the subject of blood, one time me and my friends saw a pair of bloody as hell panties and beside it a condom covered in blood... i can only imagine what went on there.. cry:
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2nd Lieutenant
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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06-07-2005, 09:06 PM
some good ol' friday night rape sessions. yeah i guess seeing your parents fucking could be worse but it depends on what and how much you see. i can only imagine a stinky tampon festing in the toilet, filling the bathroom with mommys menstrual stench. ehfwoafijafiowfioaw
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,343
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Amerika
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06-07-2005, 09:25 PM
[quote="Scorched Earth":2997f]i havent had anything anywhere near as bad as some stuff said earlier but....i had a hammer fall on mu head many years ago( the sharp nail puller edge hit first)[/quote:2997f]
Oh yea, that reminds me. Once I was trying to build something out in my yard and my friend was using the only hammer and he was about 15 feet away. I ask him to bring me the hammer while I held whatever it was together. Well he decides to throw it to me but ends up throwing it at me and hits me in my left ear with it. It split the skin along the edge of my ear and was pretty bloody from what I recall.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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06-07-2005, 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anntihero
some good ol' friday night rape sessions. yeah i guess seeing your parents fucking could be worse but it depends on what and how much you see. i can only imagine a stinky tampon festing in the toilet, filling the bathroom with mommys menstrual stench. ehfwoafijafiowfioaw
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lmfao
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
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06-07-2005, 11:56 PM
I was washing the clothes, and while seperating the whites from the darks, I grabbed my moms underwear, which was encrusted with dried blood.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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06-08-2005, 12:04 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":cf344]I was washing the clothes, and while seperating the whites from the darks, I grabbed my moms underwear, which was encrusted with dried blood.[/quote:cf344]
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Brigadier General
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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06-08-2005, 12:04 AM
ROFL [img]http://groundforce1.com/staffs/buckweed/lol.gif[/img][img]http://groundforce1.com/staffs/buckweed/lol.gif[/img]
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Major
Posts: 6,388
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: kanaduh
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06-08-2005, 12:08 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":0105f]I was washing the clothes, and while seperating the whites from the darks, I grabbed my moms underwear, which was encrusted with dried blood.[/quote:0105f]
k, i think that takes the cake.
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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06-08-2005, 12:12 AM
[quote="Doctor Duffy":79f4e]I was washing the clothes, and while seperating the whites from the darks, I grabbed my moms underwear, which was encrusted with dried blood.[/quote:79f4e]i call bullshit on this one. I think we can all agree that if it happened to us, it would never ever leave our minds no matter how hard we tried. But with you, you posted about some trash and seeing your friends testicle oOo: before posting about your mom's menstural-stained panties. Doesn't make any sense how you just 'magically' remembered the story.
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