[Scorched Earth]

wow that was interestingly hilarious..but i cant imagine what i would do in that situation assuming i wont have a wife at the time. although, i think it would still be insanely difficult w/ a wife too. cant even begin to imagine

[Short Hand]

damn, i would have vomitted to the side, and I held in one of those before, the pain almost makes you want to die, but it is far better then the possible outcome.