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Default Tonight sucks... - 07-09-2005, 11:46 PM

Its my good friend's brothers birthday (18) so they all went to a strip club downtown... I had to close at my work tonight so I couldnt go, then they are coming back to their apartment, problem is its almost 12:30 and they arent back yet... I dont really want to start drinkin so late...
I hate these nights that dont work out how you think they will...
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Default 07-09-2005, 11:52 PM

My night was fucking fantastic biggrin: I went to a graduation party. When I got there everyone was in the hot tub/pool (including the hot singer alyssa rock: ). So i just stripped down to my boxers and jumped in and had a good time.

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Default 07-09-2005, 11:56 PM

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My night was fucking fantastic biggrin: I went to a graduation party. When I got there everyone was in the hot tub/pool (including the hot singer alyssa rock: ). So i just stripped down to my boxers and jumped in and had a good time.
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default Re: Tonight sucks... - 07-09-2005, 11:58 PM

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I hate these nights that dont work out how you think they will...
Thanks for caring.
..why not simply check out some porn...may I suggest a gentle strum
to a few suck pics, then some close-up "hamburger shots" to finish...?
  
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Default 07-09-2005, 11:58 PM

Masturbate and leave samples of your sperm around the place for them too find.
  
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Default 07-09-2005, 11:58 PM

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My night was fucking fantastic biggrin: I went to a graduation party. When I got there everyone was in the hot tub/pool (including the hot singer alyssa rock: ). So i just stripped down to my boxers and jumped in and had a good time.
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/pics.gif[/img] [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/eyebrow.gif[/img]
hot singer alyssa or boxer clad Coleman? [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/eyebrow.gif[/img]


  
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Default 07-10-2005, 12:00 AM

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My night was fucking fantastic biggrin: I went to a graduation party. When I got there everyone was in the hot tub/pool (including the hot singer alyssa rock: ). So i just stripped down to my boxers and jumped in and had a good time.
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/pics.gif[/img] [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/eyebrow.gif[/img]
hot singer alyssa or boxer clad Coleman? [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/eyebrow.gif[/img]
Both [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/shifty.gif[/img]




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 07-10-2005, 12:00 AM

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My night was fucking fantastic biggrin: I went to a graduation party. When I got there everyone was in the hot tub/pool (including the hot singer alyssa rock: ). So i just stripped down to my boxers and jumped in and had a good time.
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/pics.gif[/img] [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/eyebrow.gif[/img]
hot singer alyssa or boxer clad Coleman? [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilies/eyebrow.gif[/img]
I didn't have my camera!!!!! cuss: cuss: cuss: gerv, msn so we can camera connect for my nudies!!!1111


  
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Default Re: Tonight sucks... - 07-10-2005, 12:02 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":cf40f]
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I hate these nights that dont work out how you think they will...
Thanks for caring.
..why not simply check out some porn...may I suggest a gentle strum
to a few suck pics, then some close-up "hamburger shots" to finish...?[/quote:cf40f]
eh... I'm not having a vag craving tonight, more a wanna chill with a brew with friends night... but thats not to say this night wont end in a wank, thats the thing about wanks, they are really unpredictable, almost rubbed one out in the employee bathroom this afternoon, but then thought better of it.


  
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Default 07-10-2005, 12:43 AM

LOL, isn't that the truth. I had the sudden urge to pound it while I was driving last week. oOo:
  
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Default 07-10-2005, 01:52 AM

^ROF leave a lil cum stain on the seat for the next employee so they can roll up a 30 sheet thick seat cover
  
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Default 07-10-2005, 09:13 AM

You wanted to beat off @ work.... oOo:

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Default 07-10-2005, 09:29 AM

lol, look at what this thread has cum to !!


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Default 07-10-2005, 09:52 AM

drinking heavily + hot tubs = nein

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Default 07-10-2005, 11:39 AM

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