[Zoner]

Tue Jul 12, 4:24PM ET

BRAMPTON, ON (AP) - An explosion rocked a 7-11 store in a quiet Toronto suburb today, scaring the beejeezus out of many.

Area resident/villiage idiot known only as "Pyro" has been detained by O.P.P for questioning. "Pyro" has been known to spout anti-American propaganda in online forums, signalling that he may be a possible al-Qaeda sympathizer.

Friends of "Pyro" seem to be less than surprised at his detention and questioning.

"We all knew this would happen eventually. I mean, how much anti-Bush shit can you spew before you arouse suspicion. This bomb attack on the 7-11 was just the trigger. I'm not at all shocked by this.", said "Bucknub", a friend of "Pyro".

Nobody was hurt in the blast, which rattled merchandise on store shelves and reportedly tipped over a jar of pickles. The jar did not survive the fall.