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Default Gayest thing ever - 07-25-2005, 05:07 PM

In a server just now, server sets me to american side, so im running along with a tank getting a few kills, end up being c4'd by some little greasy noob fuck whos probably been laying in the same spot for the last 15 minutes rubbing his crotch hoping a tank rolls by. Anyway just before i get greased i kill another couple of guys in a tank. Next think i know im being punished for teamkills, the server switched me to the chinese side and for some fucked up reason it assumes the last few kills i got were team kills and the clueless fucksticks on my team are punishing me for it.

oOo:


Oh and did you know its possible for a supply crate to kill a tank? I was pushing one along in an abrams with full health, the crate hit a rail line and blew my tank up.


oOo: oOo: oOo:

How many seconds of beta testing went into this game again? like a total of 60 seconds or so?




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Default 07-25-2005, 05:14 PM

less than that, looks along the lines of miliseconds.
  
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Default Re: Gayest thing ever - 07-25-2005, 05:20 PM

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In a server just now, server sets me to american side, so im running along with a tank getting a few kills, end up being c4'd by some little greasy noob fuck whos probably been laying in the same spot for the last 15 minutes rubbing his crotch hoping a tank rolls by.
that sounds like me biggrin:
  
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Default 07-25-2005, 05:22 PM

lol, i've definately done that
  
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Default Re: Gayest thing ever - 07-25-2005, 06:03 PM

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In a server just now, server sets me to american side, so im running along with a tank getting a few kills, end up being c4'd by some little greasy noob fuck whos probably been laying in the same spot for the last 15 minutes rubbing his crotch hoping a tank rolls by.
that sounds like me biggrin:
Even the crotch rubbing bit? ed:




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Default 07-25-2005, 06:34 PM

The best part is they don't care. Plus they have been working on that expansion pack for awhile now, so obviously they will just whore the game out. It's up to modders to make this game better.

Which reminds me...WERE IS MY FUCKING MAP EDITOR?!

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Default Re: Gayest thing ever - 07-25-2005, 06:59 PM

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In a server just now, server sets me to american side, so im running along with a tank getting a few kills, end up being c4'd by some little greasy noob fuck whos probably been laying in the same spot for the last 15 minutes rubbing his crotch hoping a tank rolls by.
that sounds like me biggrin:
Even the crotch rubbing bit? ed:
especially the crotch rubbing bit!
  
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Default 07-25-2005, 08:06 PM

I jus had quite a few good matches just now for about 3 hoursssssss.

1 thing, i was gunning in the back of an APC, the driver teamkilled someone on our team and I got a driver kill assist? now how does that work?

You can kill people by landing crates on them, this one kinda got caught, just out of reach:

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Default 07-25-2005, 08:36 PM

Ive seen other weird stuff happenning as well, like i kill someone with a tank shell and occasinally it'll say m16 or something along those lines. eek:




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Default 07-26-2005, 05:31 AM

I've never had that, but if you kill an APC and the explosion kills someone nearby it will say they were killed by the APC.
  
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Default 07-26-2005, 09:54 AM

the gayest thing i have encountered is BUNNY HOPPING .. wtf is up with that shit
  
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Default 07-26-2005, 11:42 AM

I don't know, but I enjoy shotgunning and pistol sniping them.
  
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