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[Divingdw]

I found this sweet dialogue of a communication between leaders of Canada and the leaders of the United States back during WW2.

Canadian Leader: "Hello there, we have been getting our butt's licked over here in Europe, while you fartknockers beat the crap outta Japan. We are too delicate to win any kind of war. We need your help now! Where are you Americans, hey?!?!"

US Leader: "We have just been devastated by the Pearl Harbor incident and are replenishing our Fleet. We beat the crap outta Japan for what they did to us. It was in our best interest. Please be patient."

Canadian leader: "What are you talkin aboot! We poop on japanese! You come over here now, and bring diapers because we are all shitting ourselves!"

US Leader: "We will be attacking soon, do not worry! We will take care of what you can not handle! Weiners!"

Canadian Leader: "I havn't seen a weiner since I was on that Navy ship with all those homosexual men! That was a fun time. Anyhoot, Hurry up because we don't have much beer left and our pants are filling up quick!"

- By Me!

Disclaimer: This dialogue was in no way a representation of facts. There was no research done here, and therefore, the only thing close to true is the Canadian leader on the Homo boat. But anyways, carry on!

Diving you are a pathetic piece of crap.. Why are u saying stuff like that. Stop the country flaming. We are all prud of what our country in the war and thats how it should be

[Divingdw]

Originally Posted by Mafiaman

Diving you are a pathetic piece of crap.. Why are u saying stuff like that. Stop the country flaming. We are all prud of what our country in the war and thats how it should be

The only thing pathetic was how offended you are over something so simple. It's called a joke, learn to live with them or no one will ever like you.

Actually, i am well liked by almost everyone on this forum, and am well liked at school, hmm, i have a successful clan.. go find a tree to piss on

[Cantona 7]

u 2 take it outside!

[Divingdw]

Originally Posted by Mafiaman

Actually, i am well liked by almost everyone on this forum, and am well liked at school, hmm, i have a successful clan.. go find a tree to piss on

You should be very proud of yourself. To accomplish such a task as making a friend with absolutely no sense of humor. I pissed on many trees in my day, its boring as hell. All they do is just let you piss on them. They even let cats piss on them. They are just plain boring. BTW, ever tried pissing on a Canadian? It's quite funny, they get all pissed off and tell you to go piss on a tree!

[CeltFury]

Yea, I'm not gonna be posting 15 times a day anymore. Infact I'm gonna leave soon

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[Bleuachdu]

[quote=Pyro]

Originally Posted by "Mr.X":5726a

..man, you must be so stupid to say that....i'ts just plain wrong!!!



...erm, it should read...more in WW2 than America.......c'mon guy...... oOo:

My english teacher must be spinning in his grave (if he was dead)[/quote:5726a]

Are you trying to tell me that Canadians speak english?! All these years I thought it was Portuguese. OH JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!

[Divingdw]

Originally Posted by Pyro

Canada did more in WW2 then America

America did more in Vietnam than Canada!

- This is a NSS remark, you figure out what NSS means....

[ninty]

Originally Posted by Divingdw

America did more in Vietnam than Canada!

- This is a NSS remark, you figure out what NSS means....

No Shit Stupid?

me so horny
me love you long time
god that's a beautiful movie

[ninty]

suckie suckie fie dolla

[Divingdw]

Originally Posted by ninty9

No Shit Stupid?

Very very close there, one word off