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Crumpler. 9 34.62%
Folder. 17 65.38%
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Default Are You A Crumpler Or Folder ? - 07-28-2005, 09:21 AM
How do you have to have the old shit ticket ?

Which is your preferred method of using the toilet paper. ?

How do you like the toilet paper when you wipe your ass ?.....

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Are you a........

Crumpler ?

[img]http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/2561/crumpler4eq.jpg[/img]

Rigid...unpredictable...a gambling mans method.

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Folder ?

[img]http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4038/folder1112od.jpg[/img]

Firm and steady. More predictable but the outcome is always the same.

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Other ?!?!?!?!??!?!!!111[/img]

Explain your preference:



I myself am a folder... I find it extremely hard to gamble with something like feces removal from my ass. ed:
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 09:27 AM
I fold
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 09:47 AM
eek:
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 09:49 AM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":7268c]eek:[/quote:7268c]

I always thought of you as a crumpler.....
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 09:49 AM
crumple rock:
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 10:35 AM
what the fuck is wrong with you...?
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 10:48 AM
I'm a folder, but I have to roll enough so when I do fold, it's still thick enough not to let my finger bust through to my ass.
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 10:52 AM
im a switch-hitter at work i crumple , but at home i fold
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 11:10 AM
i use my hand
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 11:23 AM
[quote="6z-8-z=4(z+10)":e27a6]i use my hand[/quote:e27a6]

Be pretty hard to use toilet paper without your hand eh. oOo: Unless you wrapped it around something jutting out of a wall and slammed and grinded your gaping asshole against it.

Anyway, folder.



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Default 07-28-2005, 11:44 AM
i dont wipe my ass, my mexican does it for me
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 11:50 AM
DUDE, YOU NEED HELP




(I wonder how many times I said that in a Shorthand thread?)


should a name change be in order? How did you think of this topic? How about Shithand?
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 11:52 AM
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i use my hand
Be pretty hard to use toilet paper without your hand eh. oOo: Unless you wrapped it around something jutting out of a wall and slammed and grinded your gaping asshole against it.

Anyway, folder.[/quote:e21f5]

FUCKING ROFL!!! +1
  
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Default 07-28-2005, 11:59 AM
I havent been a crumpler since I was 5. I dont know why you would, it is a waste of paper. As a folder, you can get in 2 sloppy wipes or even 3 normal ones using consecutive folds. As a crumpler, you get one wipe in, and your done, I guess you could try to fold the crumpled mass but you always are risking poop on your fingers with that method.
  
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