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View Poll Results: Attack Geller?
No. Geller must live! 3 17.65%
Yes, murderize him! 12 70.59%
BEND MY COCK LIKE A SPOON YOU PERVERTED SPAWN OF SATAN 2 11.76%
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Default The Uri Geller Poll - 08-13-2005, 03:50 PM

This is spoon-bending Israeli fagbot Uri Geller...

[img]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4948/uri12pj.jpg[/img]


....he claims to be a Psychic and is a friend of Michael Jackson. I personally despise this charlatan and I'm currently considering pitting my own psychic powers against his. Over the next 4 weeks I will use my own mind to launch a psychic attack on Geller, which, if successful, will result in his death.

If Geller is the 'Real Deal' it could be a risky venture, that is why I seek council from you, the Groundforce1.com sages. Guide me by using the mystical "Power of the Vote".
  
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Default 08-13-2005, 03:54 PM

Cant stand that gypsy. I vote kill heem!



  
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Default 08-13-2005, 03:57 PM

But he bends spoons with his BRAIN! His powers are too mammoth to overcome.
  
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Default 08-13-2005, 03:59 PM

calmdown:


  
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Default 08-13-2005, 04:02 PM

FAG SNACKS
  
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Default 08-13-2005, 04:08 PM

cuss:
  
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Default 08-13-2005, 04:09 PM

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Default 08-13-2005, 04:48 PM

^ hot


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Default 08-13-2005, 04:51 PM

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^ hot
I see sack. eek:
  
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Default 08-13-2005, 05:19 PM

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Default 08-13-2005, 08:13 PM

I was temped to have you bend my cockle but I granted you my support instead.
  
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Default 08-13-2005, 08:14 PM

why so much hate for the israelis buttocks? i dont love them either but i dont give a fuck about the hebrew bastards.


  
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Default 08-13-2005, 09:16 PM

You can hate Israel without being anti-sematic. I'm not keen on them either, but it's the politics i disagree with, not their idea of who the messiah is or isn't :P

Also, it's about time someone took that rat bastard Geller down a few pegs. Go for motherfucking gold, Buttocks rock:
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 09:14 AM

[img]http://www.starwars-tw.com/story/character/dark/palpatine-ep2.jpg[/img]

Palpatine gives you 2 thumbs up in your quest and advises you use force lightning!!!!
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 09:15 AM

Amazing Jonathan Owns this guy...lol


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