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Default 08-24-2005, 09:49 AM

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8) fuck her friends
I did that without breaking up.







7) Tie her to the bed for some 'kinky fun' then stab her in stomach and and leave...








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Default 08-24-2005, 09:54 AM

6) Six Words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."


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Default 08-24-2005, 09:56 AM

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8) fuck her friends
I did that without breaking up.


7) Tie her to the bed for some 'kinky fun' then stab her in stomach and and leave...


oOo:
did you make them bleed?

5) Get her drunk and make webcam porn



  
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Default 08-24-2005, 10:09 AM

4) Rub semen intoe her eyes, then slap her into "Frank the Tank"'s dorm room. Then accuse her of cheating.
  
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Default 08-24-2005, 10:28 AM

3) Avalanche ... get her to give you dome at the top of a flight of stairs, then blow your load in her face and kick her down the steps.
  
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Default 08-24-2005, 10:42 AM

2.) ask for a blumpkin
  
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Default 08-24-2005, 11:06 AM

1) Tell her she got Mcgreevy'd.

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Default 08-24-2005, 11:07 AM

10)Frankenberry



  
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Default 08-24-2005, 11:14 AM

9) Grandma Midge's High Fibre Colon Implosion w/ Dried Prunes


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Default 08-24-2005, 11:25 AM

8) Frosted Twig n' Berries
  
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Default 08-24-2005, 12:06 PM

7) 1337-0z


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Default 08-24-2005, 12:17 PM

6) Cardboard
  
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Default 08-24-2005, 12:20 PM

5) [img]http://kitten.boingy.org/Funny/cereal.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 08-24-2005, 12:37 PM

4)Spermies Marshmallow Morning Wakeup



  
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Default 08-24-2005, 01:01 PM

3) Cock Surprise


  
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