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Default 09-06-2005, 03:31 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":24c79]hey I got sex out of it im all good[/quote:24c79]
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Default 09-06-2005, 03:40 PM

what you do not beleive me?
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 03:44 PM

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Default 09-06-2005, 03:51 PM

kill her. its the only way for you to get your manhood back.
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 03:54 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":6ecd3]...she also said that the only reason we were together the last week or so was cause she wanted sex[/quote:6ecd3]

I know I'm getting old and don't understand the youngsters these days, but can someone explain to me why this is a problem? stupid:
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 03:57 PM

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...she also said that the only reason we were together the last week or so was cause she wanted sex
I know I'm getting old and don't understand the youngsters these days, but can someone explain to me why this is a problem? stupid:[/quote:2b5cf]

Perhaps he we caught up in some stupid "she loves me, we're going to spend the rest of our lives together" fantasy that an alarming number of teenagers seem to develop.

Alternatively it could have been some sort of e-penis boosting attempt.
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 03:58 PM

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Default 09-06-2005, 04:01 PM

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Default 09-06-2005, 04:04 PM

[quote="dr nein":79d0f]
Alternatively it could have been some sort of e-penis boost attempt. [/quote:79d0f]
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Default 09-06-2005, 04:10 PM

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...she also said that the only reason we were together the last week or so was cause she wanted sex
I know I'm getting old and don't understand the youngsters these days, but can someone explain to me why this is a problem? stupid:[/quote:428e5]
dude....she wanted the sex. Take a compliment. Anyways, yes that shit sucks, move on, she clearly has. Take this time to enjoy the finer things in life, like one night stands, alcohol, and countless kinds of narcotics. I highly recomend Whiskey for hard liquor, and guiness for beer.

Dont let it get to ya dude, take time get over her. find someone else.
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 04:13 PM

shoot her in the face.
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 04:43 PM

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...she also said that the only reason we were together the last week or so was cause she wanted sex
I know I'm getting old and don't understand the youngsters these days, but can someone explain to me why this is a problem? stupid:[/quote:e59c1]

no that wasn't a problem at all
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 04:46 PM

Don't treat women as humans, they are entities made for our enjoyment and pleasure, once you are done with em move on to another one. If she refuses, the knife always wins.
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 04:52 PM

[quote="dr nein":1a5c3]Perhaps he we caught up in some stupid "she loves me, we're going to spend the rest of our lives together" fantasy that an alarming number of teenagers seem to develop.[/quote:1a5c3]

in a way yeah I was but at the same time I wasn't only reaon I was tho is cause she is a fucking neat freak and is always cleaning and I hate cleaning other then that she would suck at a wife
  
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Default 09-06-2005, 05:17 PM

hahahaha dance:
  
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