I have a cock in my pants named MEGA THUNDER DONG 4000
And the pr0n store wants it back.
LOL I even added in my pants because I knew a monster dildo joke would be inroute.
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/