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Default 09-27-2005, 09:19 PM

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he prolly won't show up. but...if he does tripper, use blase's method with the stick
Ha, I could take him easy If I wanted.

What I will do is set up an ambush with an unstoppable force of acid-urine super soldiers that I currently have at my disposal. Legless here won't last 5 seconds before the stream of acid melts his pussy little stump and leaves him stranded like a tree balancing on his single trunk.

That's when the burning shit and blood mixture is put into action. Experienced catapulters will be deployed onto nearby rooftops to loft their man-made concotions at Master Ringworm, who in turn will go down like the fat fucking cunt he is. That's when phase 3 kicks in and he is finished off with a bukkake-like coating of semen from my army of professional jackers.

Bring it on, you sasquatch-looking junkie.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:20 PM

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Make fun of my leg to my face you Little guy.
you're the one with the supposed 2 million. go have him to it to your face.


You find it hard to believe people get money from a law suite involving the loss of a limb. the dude with the arm in the picture with me got 6 million.


And Of course I wont fly to kick Trippers ass , He could sue me, plus I like him. He is a smart ass like me but just cant back it up in real life, like I can.


As for Gerv he has napoleon complex, seems most little guys have it, believe it or not they the ones who start shit in the bars not the big guys like us.


I have to make them throw 1st punches, unless there is no witnesses, or my friends are the wittiness.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:21 PM

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he prolly won't show up. but...if he does tripper, use blase's method with the stick
Ha, I could take him easy If I wanted.

What I will do is set up an ambush with an unstoppable force of acid-urine super soldiers that I currently have at my disposal. Legless here won't last 5 seconds before the stream of acid melts his pussy little stump and leaves him stranded like a tree balancing on his single trunk.

That's when the burning shit and blood mixture is put into action. Experienced catapulters will be deployed onto nearby rooftops to loft their man-made concotions at Master Ringworm, who in turn will go down like the fat fucking cunt he is. That's when phase 3 kicks in and he is finished off with a bukkake-like coating of semen from my army of professional jackers.

Bring it on, you sasquatch-looking junkie.
rofl tripper ur 2 funny.


  
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Where do you bury your dead founding flaw? Seems like you've quite obviously owned like 99% of your neighborhood, at least before you wake up and hop downstairs to have breakfast that is.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:23 PM

Ps: tripper thanks for the address now I can add it in my profile I made under your name, now I know where to send the fags. I cant believe you game me the address. cant be real, ill have to have it checked out.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:23 PM

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I have seen what he looks like, small compared to me. And I dont need a fucking gun, pussys use them imho. so talk your fucking shit, in real life id kick the shit out of 99% of this board and thats fact.
I guarantee my acidic cumpiss would burn a new hole in your giant universal ass you nieve chunky chubosaur.

Next time when you come to an internet forum swinging your little baby dick around make sure to make your flames fucking legible you illiterate fuck. Now switch your single leg (LOL) into gtfo_mode and bounce your minature faggotnuts out the fucking door, tapeworm.

POSTSCRIPT: If that really is you in that pic - Well, I'm sorry. You're fucking hideous.
POSTPOSTSCRIPT: Fail. Collapse. Die. Repeat.

Tripper stfup you see the size of that arm, i got the cash to fly to your pathetic cuntry and kick your ass, address please? didnt think so pussy.
As you can see I can back up my bad as alpha male, while you act black and tough. fucking little homo. my dicks bigger than your arms bitch. like I said tough on the net, my bitch in real life...[/quote:3d878]

lmfao

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...I'll be waiting, sweetheart.

BTW - Did YOU murder Richard Kimble's wife?[/quote:3d878]you got a postal code with that? biggrin:
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:24 PM

back it up in real life? you serious? you haven't backed up anything as far as i can tell. all you've done is talk shit and become the source of many timeless jokes in this thread.


  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:29 PM

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Where do you bury your dead founding flaw? Seems like you've quite obviously owned like 99% of your neighborhood, at least before you wake up and hop downstairs to have breakfast that is.


I dont kill them, people like you I just make kiss my feet in front of their friends.

Speaking of hopping, I have won money from fools who thought they could stand on one leg longer than me. And I have won money from people who think they can leg press more, with their 2 legs than I can with my one.


Oh and making fun of my leg dont bother me, I out grew that in 7th grade.
Which by the way I was still bigger than you even then. God would it suck to be a smalll little wimp like you, I would rather have one leg than be you.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:31 PM

ROFLLL. anita your a fucking fag. arkan would beat the shit out of you in a split second, as probably everyone else here, knock of your leg and your left like a fucking tree stump.

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What fucking FEET retard you've only one leg. oOo:




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Default 09-27-2005, 09:32 PM

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back it up in real life? you serious? you haven't backed up anything as far as i can tell. all you've done is talk shit and become the source of many timeless jokes in this thread.
That is just a stupid remark, if you think I cant back up anything, stop on by. I may be ugly, and look like a red neck, but I can fight. and I still get more pussy than you ever will.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:34 PM

i highly doubt you get more pussy then i do. at least i get more human pussy than you that is. i can't imagine any woman, no matter how fucking ugly and how low their standards are would wanna get fucked by you. hell i'm sure even animals would run from you.


  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:34 PM

[quote="Anita_e-thug":75eeb]Ps: tripper thanks for the address now I can add it in my profile I made under your name, now I know where to send the fags. I cant believe you game me the address. cant be real, ill have to have it checked out.[/quote:75eeb]

Go ahead. Link me to this profile, so I can see it for myself - and so I can laugh. Laugh loud and hard, at how pathetic/worthless you are combined with how much you pine for my attention.....I figure you want to fuck me, what with the time you've spent all on me and the trouble you've gone to to set me up my own profile....I'm afraid it's not going to happen though.

I only fuck gentlemen with class, not legless scum as hideously filthy as you.

I have a simply SUPERB receipe for you:

It's called Soup La Faggiet. It's just wonderful as there are effectively only TWO steps!

1) Overdose on 10 cups of semen
2) Do a speedball off your butt-buddies' dinner plate.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:35 PM

[/quote]ROFLLL. anita your a fucking fag. arkan would beat the shit out of you in a split second, as probably everyone else here, knock of your leg and your left like a fucking tree stump.
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I could take my leg off and beat the fuck out of half this board. You are one dumb mother fucker, I would somp the shit out of you, and dont speak for Arkan, I dont think he is a dumb ass like you.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 09:35 PM

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hell i'm sure even animals would run from you.
rofl so true. p.s. tripper with what you've said in this thread i fucking love you know haha, your the insult master
  
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