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Default 09-27-2005, 11:11 PM

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why do u keep thinking his parents fucked with his head? whatever happened to good old fashioned crazy. i can see his childhood made him nuts, as an adult, maybe too much animal sex finished up the job.
He's a right to be mad, i mean anytime he walks into a shopping mall the intercom says "would the hobo currently in aisle 5 please leave the premises" then he gets lynched by security. spank:

dont you have a gun to clean or a bomb to plant against england?[/quote:1e4df]

Not at this moment in time you abortion bucket escapee..actually theres a thought. When escaping the abortion bucket did your leg get caught when they were closing the lid? Might explain where it went.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 11:13 PM

I could cut off my other leg and still be taller than you, you irish piece of crap.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 11:14 PM

[quote="Anita_e-thug":4ba7d]I could cut off my other leg and still be taller than you, you irish piece of crap.[/quote:4ba7d]

Why would i let you do a thing like that when i can have the pleasure of doing it?




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Default 09-27-2005, 11:14 PM

but if you cut off your other leg then you'd be ever so closer to becoming a true to life stick figure.


  
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Default 09-27-2005, 11:17 PM

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I could cut off my other leg and still be taller than you, you irish piece of crap.
Why would i let you do a thing like that when i can have the pleasure of doing it?

You are not worthy of sucking my balls, but your welcome to try, if you can aford a ticket to America, and they let your IRA terrorist ass in. better harvest your potato farm, or catch that leprechaun. to pay for your ticket over. napolean the_finger:
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 11:19 PM

[quote="Anita_e-thug":2151d][quote:2151d]OMG that one legged sasquatch beat the fuck out of an 18 year old with glasses, what a jagoff, lynch him!
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I thought you the buff big ass navy guy, now you just a kid with glasses? make up your mind.
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I am in the navy, but i am not buff, just fit...
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 11:21 PM

DUDE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THEIR OUR FUCKING LIKE 15 PAGES OF THIS SHIT AND NOT ONE FUCKING TIME HAVE YOU EVER SUCCESFULLY QUOTED SOMEONE OR FUCKING PUT ON AN EMOTICON.

I MEAN JESUS FUCKING BALLS YOU WOULD THINK OUT OF 50 POSTS YOU MIGHT LUCK ON ONE.

Go masturbate on your stump leave it there to dry over night, then peel it off and eat it like potato chips tommorrow morning.


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Default 09-27-2005, 11:23 PM

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I am in the navy, but i am not buff, just fit...


Well would a little skin kid beat big foot, no so stop talking out your ass.


Ps: be safe in the navy hate for you to lose a limb.
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 11:27 PM

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I could cut off my other leg and still be taller than you, you irish piece of crap.
Why would i let you do a thing like that when i can have the pleasure of doing it?[/quote:4e5f5]


You are not worthy of sucking my balls, but your welcome to try, if you can aford a ticket to America, and they let your IRA terrorist ass in. better harvest your potato farm, or catch that leprechaun. to pay for your ticket over. napolean the_finger:[/quote:4e5f5]



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Default 09-27-2005, 11:28 PM

i don't believe it was bound or gagged. i think it was heavily drugged.


  
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Default 09-27-2005, 11:30 PM

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i don't believe it was bound or gagged. i think it was heavily drugged.
Even drugged the sight of el gimp there in all his unwashed glory would make the animal want to get the fuck outta there. Then again the smell has probably rendered it blind. loney:




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Default 09-27-2005, 11:30 PM

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Default 09-27-2005, 11:44 PM

God look of the size of that guys arms, just imagine it hitting you right in the face. fuck if he had a gun he could realy scare a kid. hellfire:
  
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Default 09-27-2005, 11:45 PM

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Lmao...you're missing a leg and hes missing a hand. wtf kind of fucking handicapped bars do you hang out with.

do you fuck chicks with one titty missing 3 fingers, both legs and the lower half of her jaw.

No but i though about fucking a bitch with my stump, you think Black mans hung you should see my stump, 18 inches long, I know girls can take a fist so there should be some porn star who could handle JOE STUMP!!
wow your choice of women is OUTSTANDING.

when does the circus swing by here. Id pay to see Joe Stump?[/quote:4db79]

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