[Rev Aristotle Jones]

"Of course I love you ....." sparks fly inside - you can't believe your luck ".....like a brother" your world crashes down around you.

It sucks.

I've never quite understood it myself (the whole "nice girls like bad boys" thing) and so just concentrate on being myself, rather than worry about what other people are doing.

My hot tip is this - don't try and befriend a girl that you have your eye, just ask her out - tell her that you really like her in that way so that you don't get into "but you're my friend" trap.

Failing that - stalk her until she falls under your spell, by leaving a severed racoon heads on her back door step. oOo: