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Senior Member
Posts: 2,416
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada! Home of fast beer and bubbly women... Wait, i think i mixed that up
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08-27-2002, 11:40 PM
Two weeks ago i went to the Metro Toronto Zoo and sat down to eat lunch and a duck came up and bit my finger. It was fucking painful. DAMN it hurt. So hence we must all attack ducks.
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,527
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Laguna, Beach woowow Posts: 18463
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08-27-2002, 11:41 PM
I WANT YOU ALBOW!
/me squeels
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,657
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: California, USA
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08-27-2002, 11:41 PM
olly shits it's albow!!! do what he says or we are all doomed!
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Major General
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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08-27-2002, 11:43 PM
We will get tripper to dust off his shovel and goggles and hunt them ducks!!!!!!!!
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,416
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada! Home of fast beer and bubbly women... Wait, i think i mixed that up
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08-27-2002, 11:45 PM
Damn boys....i've had a long summer...came back for one bout of insanity at miller's request...
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you, SATURDAY ALBOW LIVE
*takes off pants*
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Major General
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
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08-27-2002, 11:47 PM
Is it saturday already?
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Major General
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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08-27-2002, 11:47 PM
*also takes off pants* wheres tripper!? than we can say its the Albow, milla, and tripper night live show!
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,416
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada! Home of fast beer and bubbly women... Wait, i think i mixed that up
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08-27-2002, 11:48 PM
And by the way, GOD DAMN
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Don't you people sleep? honestly...i'm ashamed of you...a forum with hardly ANY pornographical or warez material, and ur still on it after midnight?
You're young and hip! You're at the prime of your life...you should at very least be masturbating on your goddamn CAT right now you silly bastards!!!
And put on your goddamn pants miller...i'm pretty sure EVERYONE here has had a ride...
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Major General
Posts: 12,683
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Calgary
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08-27-2002, 11:49 PM
Its on't 10:46 here, and I am masturbating, but I don't have a cat. Sorry.
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Major General
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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08-27-2002, 11:50 PM
Your sick *pulls pants up* albow killed mah boner eek:
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,416
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada! Home of fast beer and bubbly women... Wait, i think i mixed that up
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08-27-2002, 11:51 PM
That's thanks to mah shovel boys...i saw this thing on TLC about how if a guy rapes you you grab their balls and their c*ck and twist it 360 three times, and it will just pop off
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Major General
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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08-27-2002, 11:52 PM
albow the hand rail story!!! *grabs balls* omg that has to hurt
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,416
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada! Home of fast beer and bubbly women... Wait, i think i mixed that up
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08-27-2002, 11:54 PM
Alright i'll tell...my friends steve and andy were sitting in toronto when their friend ian sat on a handrail.
Well, when he sat on the hand rail the heard "Phwooooooooshhhhhh"
Then later on they realized that when he sat on the rail, his testicles popped, and his balls blew up in his pants...his testes were hanging down from veins in his pants and he passed out in public...it was great
hell, if u lean too far forward on ur chair right now u could bust ur nut open
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Major General
Posts: 14,130
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA
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08-27-2002, 11:55 PM
hurts just hearing about it eh fellas? eek:
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,416
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada! Home of fast beer and bubbly women... Wait, i think i mixed that up
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08-27-2002, 11:57 PM
Sometimes i rub the front of my seat in the car and think it's my girlfriend's pussy...our seats rock.
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