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Default Jesus, as seen from Cheese form - 08-27-2002, 11:40 PM

Two weeks ago i went to the Metro Toronto Zoo and sat down to eat lunch and a duck came up and bit my finger. It was fucking painful. DAMN it hurt. So hence we must all attack ducks.
  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:41 PM

I WANT YOU ALBOW!
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:41 PM

olly shits it's albow!!! do what he says or we are all doomed!
  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:43 PM

We will get tripper to dust off his shovel and goggles and hunt them ducks!!!!!!!!


  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:45 PM

Damn boys....i've had a long summer...came back for one bout of insanity at miller's request...

Ladies and gentlemen, i give you, SATURDAY ALBOW LIVE

*takes off pants*
  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:47 PM

Is it saturday already?
  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:47 PM

*also takes off pants* wheres tripper!? than we can say its the Albow, milla, and tripper night live show!


  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:48 PM

And by the way, GOD DAMN
IT

Don't you people sleep? honestly...i'm ashamed of you...a forum with hardly ANY pornographical or warez material, and ur still on it after midnight?

You're young and hip! You're at the prime of your life...you should at very least be masturbating on your goddamn CAT right now you silly bastards!!!

And put on your goddamn pants miller...i'm pretty sure EVERYONE here has had a ride...
  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:49 PM

Its on't 10:46 here, and I am masturbating, but I don't have a cat. Sorry.
  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:50 PM

Your sick *pulls pants up* albow killed mah boner eek:


  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:51 PM

That's thanks to mah shovel boys...i saw this thing on TLC about how if a guy rapes you you grab their balls and their c*ck and twist it 360 three times, and it will just pop off
  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:52 PM

albow the hand rail story!!! *grabs balls* omg that has to hurt


  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:54 PM

Alright i'll tell...my friends steve and andy were sitting in toronto when their friend ian sat on a handrail.

Well, when he sat on the hand rail the heard "Phwooooooooshhhhhh"

Then later on they realized that when he sat on the rail, his testicles popped, and his balls blew up in his pants...his testes were hanging down from veins in his pants and he passed out in public...it was great

hell, if u lean too far forward on ur chair right now u could bust ur nut open
  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:55 PM

hurts just hearing about it eh fellas? eek:


  
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Default 08-27-2002, 11:57 PM

Sometimes i rub the front of my seat in the car and think it's my girlfriend's pussy...our seats rock.
  
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