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Default 10-24-2005, 11:14 PM

I've dated a woman as old as 43 years old - when I was 24. She had a nice body, no kids at home, and had her own life. She also came easy, and wasnt a klutz in the sack.

The same with this 38 yr old MILF (who was/is married) who had a SMOKIN body and only one priority - getting her physical needs met. Shed come over at 5 in the morning, wed drive into work together, and before she headed out to pick up the kids - stopped right back over at the pad.

Mature doesnt equal wrinkled.

[quote:8ed0e]40 is pushing it for me..45 is they EXTREMELY good looking. [/quote:8ed0e]

As if you have the option. You'd hit a 70-yr old even if her cooch was shootin dust.
  
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Default 10-24-2005, 11:30 PM

it depends upon 2 things, 1 your current age vs her current age, and 2 is she hot?
  
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Default 10-25-2005, 02:33 AM

I don't go by age - It's all about the looks...She could be pushing 60 as long as she looked good.
  
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Default 10-25-2005, 05:02 AM

[img]http://img497.imageshack.us/img497/6823/jasaagf3it.jpg[/img]

Well 39 yrs old, heavy croat accent (sounds EXACTLY like a russian accent) and wants me like nothing else. We initially were going to hook up and take some abstract photos together but she now wants it all, hehe

I respect some of your answers and help, made me chuckle alot of em biggrin:

Yes or No?


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Default 10-25-2005, 05:42 AM

I say yes. Every piece of pussy you turn down is a piece of pussy that is lost forever. You can never catch up.


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Default 10-25-2005, 08:01 AM

[quote="mr.miyagi":ee6a2][img]http://img497.imageshack.us/img497/6823/jasaagf3it.jpg[/img]

Yes or No?[/quote:ee6a2]


If she can cook - yes.
  
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Default 10-25-2005, 11:03 AM

cougars are great.
  
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Default 10-25-2005, 11:09 AM

lol @cook.
  
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Default 10-25-2005, 02:00 PM

This ain't no cookery session mofo's! this is a full on photography mature porno fotoshoot, hmm, maybe i'd post the imagery on gf1 when available happy:


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Default 10-25-2005, 02:03 PM

Do it man...Why turn down sex?
  
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Default 10-25-2005, 05:51 PM

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I say yes. Every piece of pussy you turn down is a piece of pussy that is lost forever. You can never catch up.
Ain't that the shit !!

When i was 17, i had the chance to bang a 38 yr old mom but i chickened out. I fucked her 16yr old daughter instead but my 19 yr old buddy banged the shit out of the mother. Thats one piece of ass i regret not bangin'.

I guess now i would use 24-48 as a guideline, but i find women close to my age to be the best choice.

Note: Now that i think about it, the oldest i was ever with was only 2 years older than me. Most of them were within 2 years of my age.


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Default 10-25-2005, 06:13 PM

I fucked rosa parks............
































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Default 10-25-2005, 06:29 PM

is it because she needs a british passport or she will be deported


  
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Default 10-25-2005, 07:11 PM

As a general rule of thumb i say + or - two years. Typically the woman who fall into that catigory have similar interest and are of the same maturity level. There are the wild cards, but i've never experianced one that was beyond 3 years.

Im not a big fan of people 5 - 10 years older/younger... older because well, thats 30+ year olds likly with kids, and - 10 is a god damn 12 year old... So yeah...
  
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Default 10-25-2005, 07:19 PM

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As a general rule of thumb i say + or - two years. Typically the woman who fall into that catigory have similar interest and are of the same maturity level. There are the wild cards, but i've never experianced one that was beyond 3 years.

Im not a big fan of people 5 - 10 years older/younger... older because well, thats 30+ year olds likly with kids, and - 10 is a god damn 12 year old... So yeah...
What maturity level? oOo:
  
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