[TGB!]

[quote:8b5aa]top 3 things tgb would give his life for.
1. GWB[/quote:8b5aa]

God and country mother fucker. You keep an eye on the Post-It Note aisle, while the rest of us handle the adult bidness.

[quote:8b5aa]2. Britney Spears[/quote:8b5aa]

Indeed Id like a shot at that. I mean cmon man - yea she's 400 lbs lighter than what you're used to without the stretch-marks in stretch-marks, but shit son, at the very least you could jerk off in front of her. Mix up your tastes mate - instead of the whole fucking cow, go for the hamhock.

[quote:8b5aa]3. mommas "cone-bread"[/quote:8b5aa]

Ha - a "tee-hee you're a nigger" joke. . .now aint that just country boy - it be true though. . .cornbread, greens and some salt-water pork. . .shit yea. . .granted it cant compare to diving into a steaming pile of fat-back, aka Mrs. Nycks Vaginal Hole - but hell. . .im just a man from meager beginnings. . .i can only afford a small woman - feeding a woman of her "stature" would bankrupt a nigga and his whole neighborhood. . .

Salud soldier - salud.