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Default 11-14-2005, 11:00 PM

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im a huge queer,
You were the one sending nudes of yourself to my phone, not vice versa
you were the one rubbing your cock to them and sending me pics of your dna


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 11-14-2005, 11:04 PM

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im a huge queer,
You were the one sending nudes of yourself to my phone, not vice versa
you were the one rubbing your cock to them and sending me pics of your dna
nein that was pyr0


  
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Default 11-15-2005, 12:40 AM

i didn't kill anyone, i did shoot at them though. but afghani's are the type to shoot and run away. not that i got into any massive firefight's or anything super cool. moments of contact were few and far between. but the afghan national army loved shooting at me... and they were on our side. because of them, i learned that a 7.62 round going right by your head sounds like a .22 being fired. it's a long story that's not nearly as cool as it sounds, so i'll leave it sounding cool. but, more than likely, i'll tell you the funny stories over the life threatening ones because... well, funny stories are better. like when the ana were shooting at us, i was asleep at the time, and they were having a firefight with their imaginations, so i learned to sleep through the rpk and ak fire. but all of the sudden, there's this popping sound going off right next to my truck. it's irritating the fuck out of me. so i stick my head out the window, and try to find out who's shooting the .22. i ask the gunner on top of the truck, and he tells me that he's wondering the same thing and doesn't see anyone. the next morning, we ask someone else, and he told us that we were being shot at by retards and those were bullets breaking the sound barrier right by our heads. i was like, "oh... well then. i guess i'll keep my head in the truck from now on."
  
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Default 11-15-2005, 09:24 AM

sounds kinda eerie getting hit by a stray bullet like that.. eek:
  
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Default 11-15-2005, 12:04 PM

I was shot once.

It hurt.


Lesson learned: never let anyone play with your airgun.


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Default 11-15-2005, 12:47 PM

Sounds like the instances of friendly fire between Iraqi National Guard and US troops.

Welcome back.
  
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Default 11-15-2005, 02:29 PM

hello again, my beautiful friend.


can i have your rifle
  
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Default 11-15-2005, 03:14 PM

y elo thar



  
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Default 11-15-2005, 03:52 PM

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I was shot once.

It hurt.


Lesson learned: never let anyone play with your airgun.


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never put your airgun down when taking a piss, my friend thought it would be funny to shoot me in the ass as i was taking a piss. it fucking hurt!

Welcome back man, I hope you have lots of pic's. what was the place like?, was everything under control or was it chaos
  
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Default 11-15-2005, 06:17 PM

Kraut Killer is a legend.

Respect him........and his car.

Good to see you popping back in, been ages.. cool:


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Default 11-16-2005, 04:02 PM

wb kk...good to hear from you. Keep your ass out of trouble and your rifle close.

Oh, don't worry about the 'stang, Arkan is taking good care of it.


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Default 11-16-2005, 04:03 PM

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im a huge queer,
You were the one sending nudes of yourself to my phone, not vice versa
you were the one rubbing your cock to them and sending me pics of your dna
nein that was pyr0[/quote:9f56b]

don't hate the playa, hate the game.


  
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Default 11-16-2005, 10:53 PM

Haha, I remember you posting your leaving thread not too long ago, with post after post of "Good luck" and "farewell".

OPERATION WELCOME HOME IS ACCOMPLISHED.
  
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