[JBird]

i cant stand it when people ask me how my weekend was

and before i can finish my 10 second normal response they cut you off and say

"oh rly? my weekend was so so , we went to a club and got fucked by a guy who looks like british pop singer robbie williams."


you know what i say to that?


its not worth telling...the moral of this story is , never ask a girl what they did over the weekend. because what ever you did, it will pail in comparison at what kind of shit they did.

and yes, in case you are wondering i found out the girl i was into at work is fucking my friend. so excuse my bitterness.

nag: