Rules for living at my house:

1) Shut up and do what you are told
2) Don't like it, pheer the belt


Granted, I haven't been hit with the belt in the longest time because I do the stuff I am told to do.

Arkan has the right idea on schooling kids, but wouldn't his wife be mad at him for stretching another woman's asshole?

Jimmy, what's so fucking hard about doing some dishes? Soap goes in, pour water, cleanse, done.