[Forte]

Coma, I got you a home lypo. kit:
[img]http://www.1st-in-vacuum-cleaners.com/client_images/dirt-devil.jpg[/img]

Gerv I got you 5000 of these bad boys:
[img]http://itc.ua/img/dpk/2002/5/!mx440.jpg[/img]
put em all toghether and built the best graphics card.
[img]http://www.associatedbag.com/images/catalog/GENBURLP3_200.jpg[/img]
also this. that plastic bag was triflin'

Blitz I got you a Red Ryder BB Gun!
[img]http://www.ducatalog.com/catalog/images/du/6D-618006.jpg[/img]

Buttocks I got you a mullet wig!
[img]http://www.akrondesign.com/foundation/images/items/mullet265brn.jpg[/img]
red neck guy included.

Nyck I got you a few of these posters for your office:
[img]http://images.demotivation.com/products/demotivators/adversity.jpg[/img]
and this poster
[img]http://www.thelindaconnection.com/images/LindaCalendarCover_sm.jpg[/img]

Whatada I got you a few new guitars:
[img]http://216.73.101.101/images/les_pauls.JPG[/img]

Stackem I got you an ogygen tank as you will be needing it in a few years:
[img]http://www.orilliapower.ca/oxygen%20tank.jpeg[/img]
and this awesome go cart.

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/jussthatsum1/pictures%204%20modblog/hoverround_300w.jpg[/img]

Paine I got you a box of used condoms. make some balloon animals with them.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/A_Nimal/condom-used.jpg[/img]

Patterson I got you a gun.
[img]http://www.revolution.lv/i/art/1747-light%20gun.jpg[/img]
and one bullet.
[img]http://www.bulletforge.com/images/silver_bullets/45_70_swc_silver_bullet.jpg[/img]
I trust you wont miss your own head.

Jakke I got you a razr.
[img]http://www.coolhunting.com/images/Razr-Opnd.jpg[/img]

Simo I can cure your lonleyness.
[img]http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006DS30U.01-A2TALYU5YTBQT6._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg[/img]

Judas I got you a season passes to museums in New York.
and some plane tickets.

Guar I got you some serum that turns everyone around you into Zombies.
[img]http://vacuette.gbo.com/tube.serum.jpg[/img]
ask Jimmy if you can use his gun when he is done with it.

Acideyez I got you a crowbar so you can act like Gordon Freeman.
[img]http://www.weprintcolor.com/stockimages/construction/images/Black%20metal%20crowbar.jpg[/img]
and some of these to complete the illusion.
[img]http://www.akrondesign.com/foundation/images/items/nerdglasses.jpg[/img]

Butters I got you a statue carved out of butter.
[img]http://www.jimvictor.com/AssetsFood/jimriceback.jpg[/img]

John J I got you a taser so you wont have to carry around that gun.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Taser.jpg[/img]

Merry Xmas to all!