pfft everyone knows that video is just a re-enactment of what it is like to have sex with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris blew up several girls from the pressure of his sperm... The girls instantly blew up, sending chunks of the bodies, and sperm EVERYWHERE. Every once in a while, you'll see some of Chuck Norris' sperm wash up on the beach. Scientists like to call them giang squid.